Thread:EvergreenLeaf/@comment-25291880-20141224165615

(Posted this on Julian's page as well)

Ember Blaze: Greetings my fellow fiery explosives expert! It is I! The talented pyromaniac, Ember Blaze, and your secret Santa! with my trusty fire whip, I shall hand you your gift! ◾Goes through scroll◾

Ah, I see. You have requested 300 packs of dynamite (lovely choice, I must say), fuse included. HEY, GUYS! BRING OUT THE TRUCK!

''Beep. Beep. Beep''. ("Where should we put this?")

Just dump it on the ground. It'll be fine. Okay, then. Here you go! 300 packs of dynamite, all with nice bomb fuses. Hope you enjoy your present, and I wish you a fiery Christmas! 