Board Thread:Role Plays/@comment-25924729-20150722084207/@comment-5426254-20150805004021

''Since it's my turn, you don't mind if I up the ante with a nice, juicy one and play a little music? As for the plot ... *rushes to pick up the box* -GL''

Moments Ago

"MA'AM, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, CAN YOU GET TO THE BLOODY POINT ALREADY!?"

Just as Thompson was about to answer, a member of their group had climbed up the trees and opened fire at the forest.

"They've been watching us this whole time. Get moving."

Shite, Kreutznauer thought as the Creatures of Grimm swarmed at the group. The Hunters sprang into action as the film crew started screaming for dear life.

These bloody idiots don't know common sense, do they?

Now

Getadelt wird wer Schmerzen kennt (Whoever knows pain becomes criticized),

Vom Feuer das die Haut verbrennt (From the fire that burns up the skin),

Ich werf ein Licht (I throw a light),

In mein Gesicht (in my face),

The Grimm swarm had brought in Beowolves, Boarbatusks, Creeps, and a handful of Ursas.

''' Ein heisser Schrei! (A hot cry!)'''

'FEUER FREI! (FIRE AT WILL!)'

Vert decided to pick them off with Law, his broadsword-coilgun. One by one, a contingent of Beowolves fell quickly to the high-velocity, 4.7x11 mm caseless rounds, with no more than 2 rounds for the Beowolves. But some of the Grimm were smarter, and decided to flank before attacking. As two Beowolves leaped at Vert's left side, Vert pulled out his sidearm, Order, and unloaded round after round of .45 ACP into the flying Beowolves, stopping only when they disintegrated in a trail of black smoke on the ground.

Geadelt ist wer Schmerzen kennt (Whoever knows pain is raised),

Vom Feuer das in Lust verbrennt (From the fire that burns in desire),

But some of the Creeps also attacked, and their tough hide deflected Order's bullets. Of course, Vert used Law against them, but each Creep took longer to perish, as the horde still charged at Vert. He was knocked off his feet as they prepared a second charge. So Vert got back on his feet and decided to slash at the oncoming Creeps, decreasing their numbers as they were flipped over and impaled.

Ein Funkenstoss (A sparking thrust), In ihren Schoss (into her womb),

Unfortunately, a Beowolf decided to sneak up behind him and knocked him over.

"Shit, I didn't know it would get this bad."

Ein heisser Schrei (A hot cry)!

'FEUER FREI! (FIRE AT WILL)!'

Seeing as he needed a reload, he decided to charge at the Beowolf, ready to chop it to pieces. He dodged its first few blows, and immediately counterattacked with its right arm. Then he dodged another charge, and reloaded as the Beowolf began to charge again.

BANG BANG!

BANG BANG!

'FEUER FREI! (FIRE AT WILL)!!!'

BANG BANG!

BANG BANG!

'FEUER FREI! (FIRE AT WILL)!!!'

This time, Vert tackled the Beowolf, gave it a kick to the head, and emptied Order's magazine into the Beowolf's upper torso and head.

Gefaehrlich ist wer Schmerzen kennt (Whoever knows pain is dangerous),

Vom Feuer das den Geist verbrennt (From the fire that burns the soul),

BANG BANG!

While Vert was busy with the Beowolf, an Ursa took advantage of the confusion and charged at him, knocking Vert over. But before it could finish the job, 12-gauge shotgun slugs made their mark on the Ursa's flanks.

Gefaehrlich das gebrannte Kind (The burned child is dangerous),

Mit Feuer das vom Leben trennt (With fire that separates from the life),

Kreutznauer had immediately come in to help as he sliced off the arms, leaped up on its back, and then decapitated the beast.

"You alright, Jacobs?"

"Yeah. But how do we deal with the Boarbatusks?"

Ein heisser Schrei (A hot cry)!

BANG BANG!

'FEUER FREI! (FIRE AT WILL)!'

"Wait for my signal before you open fire. I got this, mate."

BANG BANG!

BANG BANG!

FEUER FREI (FIRE AT WILL)!

Kreutznauer loaded Dust slugs with the wind element as he fired several shots at the charging Boarbatusks. One by one, under the gusts of wind the slugs created on impact, the horde was flipped over, exposing their weak underbellies.

"Their undersides are weak! Open fire!"

BANG BANG!

BANG BANG!

FEUER FREI (FIRE AT WILL)!

Vert finished the job with a round striking their weakpoint.

But then another Boarbatusk knocked him over. Vert decided to block a second charge with his sword, but it was jammed in the tusks.

Dein Glück (Your happiness),

ist nicht mein Glück (is not my happiness),

ist mein Unglück (it is my misery).

Dein Glück (Your happiness),

ist nicht mein Glück (is not my happiness),

ist mein Unglück (it is my misery).

"YOU IDIOT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT TO A BOARBATUSK!"

BANG BANG!

BANG BANG!

FEUER FREI (FIRE AT WILL)!

BANG BANG!

BANG BANG!

FEUER FREI (FIRE AT WILL)!

BANG BANG!

BANG BANG!

FEUER FREI (FIRE AT WILL)!

BANG BANG!

BANG BANG!

FEUER FREI (FIRE AT WILL)!

BANG BANG!

Kreutznauer loaded an ice round and fired, causing a sheet of ice to form on the ground as the Boarbatusk slid and flipped itself over, before being cut by the blades of Kreutznauer's shotgun-machete, Friday. He gave a sigh as he calmed down and picked up Law.

"No matter what happens, we are going to stick together. And next time, you will listen to every instruction that I say. Do I make myself clear?"

"Clear as crystal, sir."

Stand up for the fight, time to be counted,

New warriors come, deadly invasion-

In their area, there was a lull before a mass of shadow flew towards the two.

SCUM FROM HELL FIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!

"Nevermores! Reload and fire at will!"

Thousands are the beasts in number,

Switching to buckshot, Kreutznauer fired round after round at the flocks of Nevermores in the sky. One by one, Nevermores were dropping to the ground as the pellets smashed into their bodies. But the flock still swarmed and swooped at the duo.

Right to the end we will battle our demons,

We'll kill every one as we fight for our freedom-

Vert had trouble shooting them down. Law's coilgun rounds and Order's .45 ACP bullets were shredding handfuls of the flying beasts. But there were still too many of them as they dived towards the two of them.

So let nothing put asunder,

Dissipate all that has come to demolish us,

'''Punish the enemy once and for all, and then,

Only the banishment of our agressors will finally mean VICTORRRYYYYY!!!!

Kreutznauer instead loaded fire rounds, roasting the birds alive and driving back the remainder of the swarm as they dispersed. He heard Oliver Browning advising the film crew to move into the trailers.

"He may have dressed like a one-man-army with that large pack of his, but the bloke's got quite the common sense and the fighting skills," Kreutznauer remarked.

"You could say the same about everybody else, sir," Vert replied as the others fought their Grimm opponents, winning every battle.

--

Much Later

Then the two of them saw a giant creature the shape of a bat, wreathed in flame in the skies.

"Phyllostimidae," Kreutznauer muttered.

"What?"

"Firebat. Fucker's big, covered in flames, loves to charge at you, and will give you quite a nasty burn. Stay close to me," Kreutznauer replied as he loaded ice and water Dust slugs into Friday.

They also heard a big squabble between Thompson and Laura Evergreen, the Huntress in the maid outfit.

"BARR! GET OUT THERE AND DO YOUR JOB!" Barr meekly obeyed as he prepared to narrate the script Thompson had given him.

''Serves you right. That so-called Grimm expert is nothing but a glory-seeking spineless coward that doesn't stand up for himself and flakes off when the shite hits the fan. If only you listened to someone like me, a true Huntsman with experience fighting Grimm,'' Kreutznauer thought.

"You! Girl! Just keep this pointed at his face," Thompson barked as she shoved a video camera at Laura, now the replacement camerawoman in her predecessor's absence.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?" Vert screamed as the flamed bat dived towards their oblivious selves.

Stupid cunt just loves to be a glory hound, Kreutznauer thought. "Jacobs, that bitch is going to get us all killed. I'll head over there immediately. Help me save both their arses," Kreutznauer said coldly.

"I'll cover you."

In the battle of the bravest souls,

As Kreutznauer sprinted towards the two, Vert peppered shots at the beast's wings. That gave Laura, Barr and Thompson time to react and notice the danger.

over evil shall the good prevail,

"GET DOWN, BITCH!" Kreutanzuer roared at Thompson as he fired ice rounds at the wings as well. They helped slow down the beast and dissipate some of the flame. But that just made it pissed, as the beast flew further away, its body glowing a brighter red.

If the universe is crashing down,

heed the chaos and then drown it out,

He had assumed the three ran for cover, as the Firebat spewed out a stream of hot flame. Kreutznauer was ready as he aimed at the fire and dispersed the fire with water slugs, creating a smokescreen.

"DUCK!" Vert yelled as the Firebat flew through the smoke and dived again. After dodging the dives, the two regrouped as the others noticed the beast and provided covering fire.

"Jacobs! Got a blue crystal?"

Vert handed Kreutznauer both a blue crystal and a teal crystal.

"At the right moment, aim for these crystals."

Showing flashes of bravado,

Kreutznauer and Vert provided their combined fire to the barrage striking the Firebat as the flaming beast flew erratically, leaving behind flaming streaks as it attempted to weave between the projectiles.

The two had dodged an inferno of searing fire, and dissipated another with a smokescreen. Then the Firebat charged again towards the two, still smarting from its wounds and ready for vengeance against the two who had blocked its attacks and dealt damage to its flaming body.

Kreutznauer held the ice crystal, tossed it in the path of the Firebat, and-

"NOW!"

In a torrent of destruction,

Vert's coilgun round flew fast and struck the crystal, causing it to explode and send shards of ice on the beast, which now was moving erratically.

Kreutznauer then tossed a water crystal in the same trajectory.

Keep your head above the mayhem; "AGAIN!"

This time, the explosion sent a mist, then a drizzle of water onto its wings, dissipating the flames with searing water. The beast was in pain, and started to plummet towards the ground.

Clarity will be your weapon as the blinded falter and die.

"It's weak! Let's finish the job!" cried Kreutznauer.

"Already ahead of you!"

"WHAT!?"

Vert sprinted towards the beast, shooting rounds from Order as it fell, only for Vert to leap, land a kick on the Firebat's sides, and decapitate the beast with a swing of his sword as the headless corpse vanished in a blaze of fire and black smoke. "SHIT! Are you alright?" Kreutznauer asked, concerned.

Vert appeared unharmed, his clothes having stains of black as he stopped, dropped and rolled onto the ground to stop the flames.

"It's nothing to be worried about, sir."

"What did I say about following instructions?"

"Won't happen again, sir."

"You better, lad."

--- They headed back to the rest of the group, who were looking exhausted. The hordes of Grimm stopped attacking by this point, which was good. He saw Laura, Barr and Thompson alive and well.

"If I were you, missy, I wouldn't listen to a single word she says, or to anybody else on the film crew, who doesn't know jack shite. I advise you to stick close to me, because your chances are better off with someone who knows and fought against the Grimm."

Just as Thompson was about to protest, Kreutznauer proceeded to turn on Thompson.

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOU STUPID, HARE-BRAINED BITCH!? YOU COULD'VE TURNED US ALL INTO ROASTED RUMP ROAST! ALL BECAUSE YOU HAD TO GET FANCY FOOTAGE OF THE BLOODY BEASTS TO GET HIGH RATINGS FOR YOUR STUPID REALITY SHOW AND ALL THE EXTRA ZEROS ON YOUR PAYCHEQUE!"

Thompson didn't respond.

"AND YOU," Kreutznauer roared to Barr, "YOU'RE NOT OFF THE BLOODY HOOK YET! IF I WAS RUNNING THIS SHOW, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN LAND THIS GIG, YOU INCOMPETENT BUFFOON! I WANT YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STAY CLOSE TO US UNTIL ALL OF THIS MESS IS DONE! OTHERWISE, I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE OFF THIS TEAM AND THAT I WILL REPLACE YOU. DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?"

When he saw that Barr stood there and nodded meekly, Kreutznauer turned to address the group after he took a breath to calm down.

"Everyone, check your weapons, ammo, supplies, and cameras," Kreutznauer spoke, turning a scowl towards Thompson.

"I'm afraid you have no other choice but to listen to me, since I have more experience with the Grimm, and that I did a lot more damage to help take that hellbeast down before he," pointing to Vert, "took it down."

"Follow my instructions, and you'll be safe, with a better chance at staying alive from the hordes. And maybe," glancing at Barr, you'll be in one piece, let alone getting the bloody close-ups you always dreamed of."

"Hate to break it to you, but he's right," Vert added. "Sir, how about we strap these portable cameras on ourselves?"

"That will do, Jacobs." Then the group heard ominous noises, followed by shrieks and howls as they saw the outlines of dark shapes in the sky.

"Alright! Let's grab everything and head in the forest! It's too dangerous here in the open for you lot! We'll be dead meat here! Come on, follow me! Take a deep breath, relax, and keep your mouth shut! These bloodthirsty beasties love the sound of panicking and shrieking in the night! Come on, more Grimm will be coming soon, we're burning daylight!"

The group proceeded to prepare and follow Kreutznauer's lead in the forest, as the eyes of the Grimm watched with a menacing grimace, before retreating into the shadows. Music:

Rammstein, "Feuer Frei," (Mutter)

Shiro Sagisu ft. the London Studio Orchestra, "It Will Mean Victory," (Evangelion 3.0 "You Can [Not] Redo" OST)

Shiro Sagisu ft. the London Studio Orchestra, "Keep Your Head Above The Mayhem," (Evangelion 2.0 "You Can [Not] Advance" OST)