The Pointless Page of Pointlessness

I made this page because sometimes I just have something I'd like to put somewhere, but it just doesn't fit anywhere. So, if you have something random that you can't put anywhere else, here is your place.

BRTE500

 * The Wall walked into a tree. The tree said ouch.
 * Beowolves wearing partyhats are the best beowolves.
 * The Cult of Neil started as a joke about UtVoN's broadcast. It has since expanded into a full religion.
 * Reiku and Scarlet sitting in a tree. K-I-L-L-I-N-G, Grimm.
 * I have made two ships accidentally. Both are awesome. Dusty Wolf and Rainbow Ice.
 * This guy has an affinity for coffee.
 * Pamila is overly fond of me.
 * Turns out I am actually a coffee mug golem.

Advancedpwng
Chatlog
 * Apparently, Cass likes a good view of Preda's side:

Vanity Chaos

 * Blood x Katelyn, Noir, Idina, Ivy, an ursa, teddy bear and a banana.
 * The person above me is actually a nice guy.
 * My babe calls me Pam.
 * I like rotatos.
 * Someone called me Mr.Banana. <.<

BurningHype

 * Edwin seems to believe in a being that distributes Tea leaves and Coffee Beans throughout the land.
 * Carol has yet to make his team a full harem- Ange prevents him from achieving this.
 * But you are secretly a wizard, Harry!

Enderparadox

 * By accident, I have the nickname of Well
 * Enderparadox, as a word, contains the word derp
 * i am a half enderman half tentacle monster, as well as a poyo with those same attributes

SelenaZephyr

 * Oh god how did this get here.
 * I am not good with computer.

Amethyst111092

 * So, I guess I'm Ruka's "waifu" as of today. Way to start the New Year right! Was it today... or yesterday...
 * This little kitten has no concept of time, ever since she became a Whovian.
 * "The tail was a lie!" - Me to Bret about Esmer's Tail

Maki
Glasses, Blue Hair, Long Hair, Hime Cut, Twintails, A-cup to C-cup, Legs, No Socks, Ribbons, Scarf, Pants
 * Valuable Words

No, this is not the girls I like, this is the limitations of my artwork >_>


 * Self-proclaimed biggest fan of fighting games in the RWBY Fanon. >=)

Sebi99cl

 * Sometimes I wonder if my brother secretly hates me.
 * I will never understand everyone's obsession with anime-speak. An I accept that.
 * There's...There's something you guys should know. I'm....I'm Hispanic! Will you still accept me?
 * I feel like Leonidas has better luck with girls than I do. By that I mean he's actually held conversations with them.
 * Sometimes, I dream about cheese.
 * Everyone in my school has an Ipod or something, and I'm just sitting here listening to Sinatra on my 4GB MP3.
 * If you heard a giant explosion coming from Southern Arizona....disregard it. Also disregard the flying car parts. And the corpses. And the flying cheese.

CaptainMcToasty

 * Uguu~ Ender-sempai will protect me~


 * Noctum is my Buddy

EvergreenLeaf

 * I have a little sister now. I will teach her to love ponies.
 * FUCK DA NSA
 * I'm tired of people assuming that because I'm a leaf, I live on a tree, PLANTS HAVE LEAVES TOO GAIS!!!
 * Leaf has a secret... he has never eaten bacon.
 * I LOVE PINAPPLES!
 * Alright guys, seriously, just because I have 3 people on the fanon I love (two of them becing OC's) does not mean I'm a player.
 * You all stink horribly of internet.

Lurooke Surana

 * I am in fact, Batman.
 * I have a lot of awesome ideas, but most of them end with me taking over the world, so deal with that as you will.
 * My 60 year-old self told me the other day I will eventually discover time travel, so I got that to look forward to. Which is nice.
 * Some of you may feel like you are being watched.  It's me.  I'm watching you.  It's so I can more easily assimilate you when I take over the world.

ResplendentCaballer

 * I have found my home and it is this page.

Samjay

 * Sudirman is a term how I call Spiderman.
 * I have to advice everybody that never high-five a pirate!
 * Dinner is one of my tool of trade at making art.
 * I own a katana in my room. But I didn't use it for cosplay or slashing robber. I use it as an extension to reach my TV buttons. It is exactly the same thing Mr. Bean did with his TV.
 * Samjay's Weekly Rant is now officially open from this January 2014 onward.

Samjay's Weekly Rant
''' WARNING! Contain Crude Language! '''

{{#tag:tabber| January= {{#tag:tabber| Week 1=

Help Wanted
I am a man with many resources. Whether in term of skills or information.

I have tendencies to be randomly helpful toward anyone if I feel like it. Once I helped someone, I never ask them for a reward or anything as they already helped me by giving me a chance to improve my ability.

One of these day, I stumbled into a journal of someone and he said that he need programming and design help. I read his journal with enthusiasm before I ask myself whether I can help him or not.

After taking time of pondering, I am very confident that I can help him to realize his idea as I typed my offering to his journal comment section. My spirit was burning with passion afterward. I can't wait for his response.

I waited from day to day while constantly checking up his journal in a hope to find something interesting.

After couple of days, I found that somebody else were also trying to help him. But that doesn't matter, it'll give him an extra help. Thus, I waited again.

It has been pass a week and there's still no reply from him. So I decide to check his journal again. I found comments from several new people are posted in there, but they're unlike me and the other guy. They gave him a compliment and he replied.

I just don't understand why he replied to those who isn't try to help him when he need help. Has he finished his idea before? I have no idea. I did include that question when I offers him my help yet he ignored it. It makes me wonder if this guy is arrogant or not. So out of curiosity, I checked his page and found something irritating.

"Son of a Bitch!" I tantrum. This little prick is definitely inferior to my skills. He can't do art for shit. His programming skills are also beyond unoriginality. He has no creativity, all he can do is rooting for popular creative idea.

How dare he! How dare this little prick has the guts to reject someone who has far better skills than himself?! This is just an insult, this is an abomination, this is MADNESS!! I'll show him how it's done!

Ever since that, I decide to stalk him....

My first step is to be a part of his community, acting as a double agent.

Week 2=

A Man I Nicknamed As Fatphile
Before I decide to be a double agent, I inspect his stuff more deeper than the last time when I tried to help him. I admit that he is quite skilled at photoshoping(photo editing) and spriting, but its not good enough to at least have something that surpass my skills. However, what attracted me about his stuff are these fat people drawings. He seems to be a fan of them.

Interesting....

After I inspect it more further, I was like "WTF!". This guy has a fetish toward fat people. He even made an OC based on himself and then added by these collection of fat girl OCs. Its like... he is imagining himself being surrounded by fapable objects. I bet fapstorm is happening in his place.

The thing that confirmed me this was not only these fat romance picture he commissioned, but the most prominent fact that confirmed me this is a self-RP and Godmodding RP he did in his page.

One is about making his fat girl OC asked him how sexy she is in which he replied "Yes, you're sexy!"

The other one is seems to be an unauthorized art where he "made" his friend's OC ridiculously fat. With that art being made, he put a godmodding RP in his description. It was about the friend's OC appreciated being fattened and I don't know if this friend of his approve it. So I check the friend page and I don't think this other guy is a fan of fat as much as him.

Man, I have my own fetish too. But unlike him, I don't :
 * Make a full self-insert OC.
 * Make a heroine that has perfect taste of my chemistry in every aspect.
 * Make all of my female cast has a perfect chemistry with my fetish.
 * Express my fetish wildly.

What kind of series he is trying to make? Beer Belly Fap Heaven Adventure?

It just... Not only girls, but he made most of his other cast to be fat whether they are male or female.

Then I read his journal and he claim that he strongly believe that 100% people in the world will like fat people because they are sexy and beautiful.

What a freaking idiot. This guy delusion has reached the level of bullshit crap. What worse than that delusion is that all he care is how fat a girl is. What about their inner beauty? I would like fat girls too, but it wouldn't because I saw them sexy and beautiful, it would because I find her PERSONALITY compatible with me. Either way, I completely disagree with his mindset. Everybody has their OWN chemistry and love doesn't always come from outer beauty.

On one of the description, he said that if you don't like fat people, then press the "back" button. In the other side, I saw several comment stating hatred against fat people.

I mean.. Should he at least realize that not 100% people in the world will like fat people by that?

If I ever flame at him, I wouldn't flaming about his fat interest, but I would flaming about his ATTITUDE. He ignored me and those who tried to help him, yet he respond to compliments. I wonder if he would ignored help when he's begging for it after he fell from a cliff and need to get himself up?

Henceforth, I shall nickname him as Fatphile.

Week 3=

Ignored For 10000 Times...
I lurk more upon his work and start to read the comments.

Oh dear, is this guy a robot or something? I mean those replies..... It looks like something that an AI would reply. Except it is POORLY programmed. It is FAR dumber than the Cleverbot. Cleverbot is able to reply anything even if it come up with stupid respond. But fatphile is mostly reply a comment that has certain pattern of words in which most of these pattern consist of COMPLIMENTS.

So his reply procedure probably goes like this :

Whenever he saw "awesome", "nice", "cool", "I love it", and other nice compliment in a mostly nice comment, He will reply either :

"Thank you  , I'm glad you like it"

"Thank you"

And thanks bla bla bla...

And whenever he saw something that cited criticism, advice, or question that unrelated to compliment, he will ignore it most of the time.

He once show off proudly that he has watched this anime, that anime, those movie bla bla bla. Then I asked him a question regarding the movie he watched, and it is an easy question. He replied nothing, I am ignored. It is as if he show off to just to show everyone that he is rich and no one is as good as him.

He have every next gen gaming consoles, original DVD, Bluray, and all. Yeah, I admit I don't have stuff as much as he do as I am not as rich as him. However, I have something that his money can't buy. It is skills, creativity, originality and quality respect.

He can sprite, and photo edit, spriteswap a program. But I can do BOTH spriting, photo edit, make program from scratch, drawing, vfx designing, animating, and sound mixing. Most of all, I can generate a creative idea, a new thing instead of turning Ryu/Evil Ryu/Ken/Akuma/Chunli into his OC by spriteswapping them.

Another unique thing he did in a respond that he put those words in a very neat format as if it comes from an automated message of an AI. Sadly, he did it most of the time.

I mean snap out of it you schmuck! You're a human, NOT a robot! Try to talk to other like a human being for fuck sake! Or are you trying to be Mr Krabs?

Also try to consider those criticism stated by others! Your work is definitely has flaws! As long as you ignored them, you'll never realize your error. Thus, hardly improved.

Week 4=

Its Quality, schmuck! Not Quantity : Over 100 Credits vs. 3 Credits - Fatphile vs. Me
''It will be added around the next week, stay tuned. :)''

}} }} -sirviantis- i actually once made a blog detailing my awesomeness i sometimes think i might be a time lord who lost his pocket watch this page must be inspired by y actions i was tinking about doing a blog physics n stuff with proviantis get it it's a word joke but then i realised i needed to know more physics than required to OP phyrra one word: electrocution i should be making homework right now