Board Thread:Role Plays/@comment-7489529-20140210024449/@comment-24416658-20140217051530


 * Inside Tanner's Dreamworld*

"HAHA! Take that you psycho Japanese Birds!" Tanner usually has....strange...dreams, in which he is killing something or other. This time, due to the enhanced side effects of Talen's drug, well, let's just say sh*t went down.

In his dream, Tanner was in his usual clothing, holding his weapon in repeater form, although it had grown twice its size. Surrounding him were Samurai. Chicken Samurai. You did not misread that, that's what it says. Tanner ducked as one Samu-ken slashed with its sword, before shooting him in the face, converting him into chicken nuggets instantly. Yes, chicken nuggets.

"THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!" Tanner yelled out, as he continued to slaughter these Feudal Fowls.


 * In Real World*

Tanner was still unconscious, and saying some particularly strange phrases.

"Eh....take 'at....don't throw those.....mmm, nuggets...." he murmured, showing no signs of waking up any time soon.