Board Thread:Role Plays/@comment-25119920-20150713200153/@comment-26104528-20150713204559

Anise walked down the sidewalk, checking every reflective surface to adjust her hair. Well, at least that was what it looked like. She just needed to make sure nobody was following her. After all, it's TOTALLY not like she just helped the VPD lift 20-grand in drug money.

"So, are we, like, meeting at the mall on Main or McGruber tonight? Because I totally think the barista at the Sturbacks on main has a crush on me. Ugh, what. a. creep. Seriously, fauxhawks are, like, so last decade." she blabbered into her scroll as she kept walking.

Eventually, she came across a bus stop where this emo-looking faunus sat.

"Ugh, my feet are killiing me. Can you, like, pick me up?"

Even if it was fake, Anise's vally-girl accent was bordering on unbearable and clearly, the VPD handler was having a long day...

"What!? I can NOT take the bus! Like, who do you think I am?...Ugh, fine." she hung up and opened up her scroll for a round of Dust Crusher.

Welp, just a little longer and I'll be five grand richer than I was Friday...

Still not quite out of the woods, Anise resumed the ruse. As far as she could tell, nobody was paying her any attention for the sake of preserving their IQ and that's just how she liked it.

"Omigawd. Like, how much time do you spend at hot topic?" she asked Corvus.