El Burro

Legend tells us of a man

a hero in a tortured land

where senioritas lived in fear

their lonely nights deep despair

he was...

EL BURRO!
Across the fields, across the plains

He ran so fast he dodge the rain

He was, EL BURRO!

He hurried in to save the day

Gun in hand, and thrice they say

He was strong, like a mule

He was stubborn, like a mule

He even kicked like a mule

'EL BURRO! '(El Burro!)

A man not equal, so they say

But some and more, it's just the way

He was, El Burro

He was, EL BURROOOO!

Appearance
So El Burro wears a shirt color... i don't know... let's say desert, yeah, a shirt color desert. El Burro wears pants even if you don't see them, they are brown or black, whatever that suits you better. brown belt, the classic.

and El Burro has a red poncho but looks like a cloak cuz i dont know how to draw ponchos so i traced it from mccrees poncho-cloak, fite me.

and of course El Burro has a sombrero cuz obviously all mexicans wear sombreros and if someone doesnt will die and explode in tiny tacos.

oh and has a tequila bottle

Personality
El Burro is a legend that helps senioritas in their nights of despair, is stubborn and strong like a mule and is the hero of the tortured land so i guess is Vacuo cuz Vacuo is, well, Vacuo.

so yeah, El Burro is pretty heroic and that, wants to save duh day from evil cuz thats what heroes do i think.

Backstory
Legends tells us of a man which is El Burro who fights evil in Vacuo as we established in the paragraphs above. El Burro started his life with 500 Lien and wasted them in opening a door instead of buying a weapon that stupid noob. But as El Burro learned to earn Lien by repairing windows El Burro started dedicating his life being as carpenter and gain enough money to continue helping other towns to repair their windows what a bunch of lazy fu-

And so, now with a bunch of Lien he bought a poncho to look cool, a revolver to be full vaquero and do something with his life and kill stuff to be a hero so El Burro can get lots of bitc- El Burro left his job as carpenter and start wandering the world and by the world i mean just Vacuo cuz the rest of maps are in DLC and El Burro didn't buy the season pass, what a shame.

Days, weeks or months later El Burro went to a town to buy a new weapon cuz the moron didn't bought ammo for the revolver. El Burro bought a sword cuz everyone know swords are cool and edgy, and wanted to get another weapon but he had to ditch out one of his cuz lol Guidelines, so he prefered to leave and use his sword all his life. But before leaving the town El Burro went to a bar to drink cuz thats what badass heroes do, and wasted 4000 damn points I mean Lien in one drink, but there was something special on it, special enough to awake his semblance, Mule Kick, and allowing him to get a THIRD weapon and become the biggest badass of all.

And from that day, El Burro started to become a legend, being a powerful man wielding three weapons, but this is Remnant and had to have a melee-gun weapon so he went to a smith and infused his revolver with his sword and his light level increased. And bought another weapon to fill the third slot.

El Burro became a legend after saving the tortured land from... something, with gun in hand, gotta go fast, he pap pap ka-ka-ka, skidiki-pap-pap and a pu-pu-drrrrrrrr BOOM, and kicked someone like a mule.

Fin.

Weapons
A revolver that transforms into a sword like Raze Lighter cuz that one deals more damage do you even PvE sweat that's what I thought. The revolver shoots explosive blanks cuz was nerfed in a previous patch but with the recent hotfix its a little decent now.

His special weapon is called Non-Ice Breaker so Ultimately Irrelevant Sniper Rifle, has incendiary ammo, a bipod and hidden hand perk.

His heavy weapon is a broadsword cuz we have to put some fantasy here.

Semblance
Is called Mule Kick, ''"it allows the player to hold three weapons at once." ''- CoD Wikia description.

Trivia

 * For those who didn't get the joke this is based in a Perk-a-Cola called Mule Kick from Call of Duty Zombies
 * This was a "promise" I made while ago when Wikia Chat was a thing.
 * It took me two days to make that pic.