Board Thread:News and Events/@comment-27603392-20141203012458/@comment-27603392-20141218101909

Confession #358:

If I could be a pokemon, I would definitely be an Empoleon! Though these are rather short and fat...I don't like short and fat.

Maybe a Gardevoir? No, too weird when they're male. A Gallade? Nah, too anorexic for me. Must be because of their apparent lack of mouths.

Maybe a Greninja? Mmm...with a tongue like that...no.

Delphox? Mm, nah, wouldn't like to have a stick up my ass for all my teenagehood.

Mmm....yeah, I'll just be an Empoleon.