User blog comment:Trogdor7620/In Dire Need Of Help/@comment-24052959-20131216035629/@comment-1456272-20131217070959

OK, we may be getting some wires crossed. My characters are fine, it's my self-insertion that needs a weapon.

For the first point, Team APEX is okay in terms of weaponry; they just need a storyline.

On the other end of the scale, my self-insertion has a story, he just needs a weapon he won't kill himself with. That's why I rejected the 'Melee Buster': if you or I were to use it, we'd lose an arm in five seconds, no matter how skilled we are with handling it.