Board Thread:Role Plays/@comment-13488655-20170914125356/@comment-13488655-20170924163958

"A vampire is a mythical creature of the night. They suck peoples blood, have no reflection, have two sharp fangs and are deathly allergic to garlic. They can turn into vampire bats." Merla replied to Margrit as she opened up on her scroll a webpage giving a description on vampires in media and mythology.

"They're also in a lot of teen romances. Lemme show you." She continued, putting up the tv guide at a press of a button on the remote.

"My vampire love... The untold romance of Count Umbra... Vampire of Vacuo... Obama the vampire slapper."