User blog comment:DragonBossGala/Ask Verdantos Anything/@comment-4681758-20140228025815/@comment-6975131-20140228033815

Wipe my ass? I'll take you being an useless sack of shit as an excuse for being uninformed. But I have not, by any stretch of the imagination, had anyone cover my ass for the last 17 years. Here's a computer, you prick, now put it to good use, and not any of that porn you poor people tend to enjoy.