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Confession #542:

Once upon a time there were two villages. One village had those who only spoke canon. It constantly evolved and changed as time went on, but it always spoke canon.

Eventually this village inadvertently gave birth to another village, which told legends based off canon but now is formally known as the fanon.

For a time there were other villages that tried to mimic the canon and fanon. But they were knocked down pretty quickly.

Both villages went through shit and paradise, and then more shit. They were neutral toward each other for a time. And then like the Soviet Union and the USA they became allies. And then like the Soviet Union and USA they became sworn enemies.

More shit ensued, occasionally passing by a small rainbow or two to give hope. But to this day the shit never ends. And the villages are really sick of each other. So sick of each other that many people are emigrating from both villages at a scary rate.

When will it end? *sigh*