Thoughts on Azulius

From the desk of Azulius Cardoso/Cardamom
Hey there, ladies and germs! And anyone who doesn't fit in those two categories. It's me, Azzie, and you're never going to believe what happen'd to me a night or so back.

So I'm in the dorms in Beacon, overdosing on chocolate (Shout out to Scarlatina Confections, downtown Vale. Best cherry cordials on Remnant.)  Which I usually do to think of stuff--new magic tricks, con games, battle strategies, world domination, usual things. Except this time, my sozzled mind went somewhere else, and I realized something real cuckoo:

Apparently, I'm a fictional character in some kind of alternate universe. All of us at Beacon are. All of us created by some being or another from another place, with some really crazy names. My creator, for instance, is some schlep calling himself the Card Shark.

Yes, I checked my chocolate stash, and no, there were no drugs mixed in. This time. But I did some research, and I figured I might be able to send a message to another world, if I could just jury-rig the computers at Beacon with some spare parts. If anyone's reading this, it means it worked, and I deserve a medal for being the first guy to talk with another universe.

So, with my new-found discovery, I figured I'd do what great eggheads always do with their work: Screw around with it until I can think of how to make money off it. While I do that, I may as well seek the wisdom of the big cheeses over here, since I'll bet they've all been around the block a few times. At least more than Mr. Card Shark.

Wikian's thoughts
Here is where any other author-like-god-beings out there can speak their minds about me. I ain't never been much of a religous guy, but I'll try to hear you all out and give your words some thoughts. And drop some advice for this Card Shark guy, he needs it bad.

Character's thoughts
QUICK NOTE TO THE AUTHOR-GODS: As some of you may remember, I keep the truth about my family pretty close to the vest. If anyone here knows about it, they'd better have a real good reason.

And over here, in case some of my fellow students/people of Remnant find this thing, they can speak their minds about me. I'm a magician, so I'm used to my rep proceeding me. Just don't go the anonymous route: I want to know on whom to put the hit out.