User blog:Tierhalibelbrylle/RWBY Honest Trailer

I'm bored. Don't read this if you're not interested.

The Following Is An Honest Movie Trailer.

A Screen Junkies Parody by Tier.

From Rooster Teeth, the company that brought you the most awesome and original sci-fi series ever, comes an awesome anime-inspired series that is also original!

...except if you think of Naruto, Soul Eater, Titanfall, Halo, every fairy tale in existence and Red vs Blue itself.

Mercury: I think he was some sort of cat, actually.

Emerald: What? Like a puma?

Mercury: Yeah, there ya go.

~o~

Church: It looks like a... uh... like a big cat of some kind.

Tucker: ...What, like a puma?

Church: Yeah, man, there you go.

~o~

Ugh...let's get to the title.

R W B Y



Meet Ruby Rose. A young girl that wants to be normal...

~o~

Ruby: I just wanna be a normal girl with normal knees.

~o~

...when in fact killing giant monsters and taking down criminals is not really normal.

Weiss Schnee. The princess of the group...

~o~

Blake: It's heiress, actually.

~o~

Uhhh....heiress of the group...

~o~

Sun: Ice Queen.

~o~

You know what fuck it. She was a total bitch to Ruby...

~o~

Weiss: What are you doing?! Do you have any idea of the damage you could have caused?!

Aren't you a little young to be attending Beacon?

You really want to start making things up to me? Read this and don't ever speak to me again!

By no means does this make us friends.

You may be fast, but you still excel at wasting time!

I'm not perfect! Not yet. But I'm still leagues better than you.

~o~

...and is an even meaner bitch to everyone else.

~o~

Weiss: You want to know why I despise the White Fang? It's because they are a bunch of liars, thieves, and murderers!

A member of the White Fang! Right underneath our noses!

Fear the almighty power of my forces! Cower as they pillage your homes, and weep as they take your children from your very arms!

All my life, boys have only cared about the perks of my last name.

Now, where did that Faunus riff-raff run off to?

The filthy Faunus from the boat!

How dare you talk to me like that!

~o~

See? Total bitch.

Blake Belladonna. A girl with mysterious past and cute cat ears.

...shut up. Kittens are adorable.

Yang Xiao Long. The girl with the BEWBS!

...and also she kicks more ass than the three other girls combined.

~o~

Yang catches the mech's hand in her own hand (despite the ground cracking beneath her) and, eyes red with rage, smashes her knuckles into the arm, obliterating it under her force.

~o~

Shit. I can't imagined what Yang can do to my wang.

Meet Roman Torchwick. The most badass villain ever since the Joker.

~o~

Roman: Any questions?

~o~

Yes. Can I have your confidence?

Let's see. We still got a bunch of characters here.

Hmmm...(looks at Jaune) wimp, (looks at Pyrrha) badass, (looks at Nora) adorable, (looks at Ren) badass, (looks at Glynda) MILF, (looks at Ozpin) badass.

Boom.



Starring...
Arrr, Double U, Bee, Why...

I mean...

RWBY