Board Thread:Role Plays/@comment-4681758-20140219044430/@comment-4681758-20140322232659

"Nope.  I'm not buying it Silver.  Not one word."

"I swear, that's exactly how it happened!"

"You expect me to believe that you convinced a tribe of natives to give you all their treasure because you convinced them you were a water god?  And that you brought one of those natives back to your ship to be your personal brewmeister?  And to top it all off, that you used the money from said treasure to buy Spider Androids for the ship?!"

"I even got a special god name.  'Khal D'Orum, Lord of the Tempest'."

"Wow.  That's both sacreligious and untrue, at the same time!  Good job, Silver.  Didn't know you could pull it off."

"Oh, stick it up your cave, Sunshine.  And while you're sticking it up there, you should get your shit together for docking.  We'll be stopping to set up camp in about half an hour."

"Fine.  Is there anymore crap you wanna feed me while doing so?"

"No, but if you wanna hear about more things that happened-"

"Never mind!"