A Nonsensical Guide to: Combat RP

What Is?
COMBAT RP IS NOT SIMPLE NOR IS IT HARD. IT IS THE COMBINATION OF BOTH.

The Science and Math of Combat RP is not explained in the form of this simple equation;

(X Hits Y with a Stick= X wins since he has stick and beat Y with said Stick)

The Science and Math Of Combat RP is explained through the logic of this equation;

(X Wields Stick + Y Notices that X has Stick + X Smacks Y over the head with Stick= That Y had enough time to notice that they were going to get their ass handed to them by X and resigned to their ass-whooping)

Notice that X gives Y enough time to react before initiating a righteous smack down with a stick. It should be noticeable that X gave Y time to write a reaction to his action, thus showing that X is not a shitty motherfucker that ends most enjoyable fights in a single sentence.

How to Proper
There are many ways to properly do Combat RP. But here are some of the ground rules.

1) NO ONE SENTENCE KILL MOVES

2) STICK TO YOUR CHARACTER

3) COMBAT IS A DICE ROLL, HOW THE RP WORKS WILL RESULT IN VICTORY OR DEFEAT

And Finally

4) THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GOD-MODE, EVERYTHING HAS A ACHILLES'S HEEL

Now on to the meatier more logical explanation of how to properly Combat RP;

Combat RP relies heavily on the writer, the characters in question, and the laws of the Universe in which they are fighting in.