Board Thread:Role Plays/@comment-24080120-20140120043512/@comment-4681758-20140222133404

''I can turn this around. Well, I'd tell her how I lost my finger, but for some reason nobody ever seems to believe that a shark bit it off and then I blew the shark's goddamned brains out. Well, short of that, there is one thing I can try...''

"All right, you want me to get serious?  Let's cut out all the getting to know each other bullcrap then and get to the point.  You wanna go have sex in the bathroom and then never see each other again in any way, shape or form?"

''Really, Blood? A fake mustache and glasses? What, does he think this a cartoon?! God, if he hadn't already done so much to warren my attention, I'd say this is a waste of my time. Wait a minute... There's no way he's seen me, so somebody down there must have spooked him if he's trying to disguise himself. Hmm... I can't see anybody down there, besides Silver, who looks especially suspicious, so I  guess I'll just have keep gauging his reactions to his "customers". Oh for God's sake, get the robot out of the way! I can't afford to move from this position!''