Board Thread:Role Plays/@comment-13488655-20161111105839/@comment-26104528-20170221065540

"depending on the size, you could just stick a launcher on a normal vending machine and do it that way." Fritz replied, remembering just how the smart mortar could be.

"I'm no engineer, but I'd imagine the rate-of-fire to be a little slow it the computer has to fit inside a vending machine while leaving room for goodies. That, and I don't know if throwing soda cans across the room is a good idea..." although, given flagg's love of weaponizing everything for defensive purposes, a grenade launching vending machine would be quite the suprise for an intruder. The cleaning robots already hid metal storms in thier backs and the self-propelled coffee makers could repurpose thier heating cores into light flamethrowers.

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Meanwhile, a secure email pops into Osiris's work inbox.

I believe you meant to say "Recovering well after that banquet the other night; had too much to drink."

Vacation: to attend a public event.

Banquet: large-scale assault.

Jet Lag: administrative leave.

Drink/Liquor: damage to facility.

''Eat: damage to supplies (FYI). ''

Smoke/Cigarettes: damage to people (FYI).

''We'll talk about this later. - SP''