User blog:Ragadorus/Eulogy to Edgar

We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Edgar the cow.

Edgar was, as we know, a good cow, and a faithful friend to Ryan, who shared a home with him.

Sadly, disaster struck, and Michael kidnapped poor Edgar, despite Edar's many attempts to get back to his home. Michael eventually simply left Edgar to die near a patch of dangerous, spiky cactus. However, Edgar manage to escape the cabbage patch... but he couldn't find his way home.

Then, tragically not knowing who it was, Geoff butchered poor Edgar for his skin in flesh. We shall remember him fondly. On his tombstone, it is written:



In loving memory



Edgar I, the cow

lived under Kung Fu house

Kidnapped by Michael "Rage Quit" Jones, and abandoned in the wild

to be later butchered by Geoff Ramsey



May he find peace.