User blog comment:Sirviantis/A noob needs help be a good person and help today/@comment-7489529-20140206005505/@comment-24509143-20140207111027

hey i tried this but i ended severely maimed in jail as the farmer next door is appearantly a werewolf and stealing goats is NOT legal in belgium, who knew. also your instructions... I kinda messed them up the goat i stole turned out NOT to be a virgin and i figgured out half a decagram is NOT a pentagram also i must have ispronounced "staying alive in norwegian" as out of the blue a swedish roc appeared which took me to his country. after meeting some beautifull blondes i had to go back home however at the border i was awaited by the army because of my escape and the werewolf fur of my neighbour still in my room. So after meeting the belgian army and explaining the whole thing they sent me to jail intil i the court would decide what to do with me so i had to tell my whole story again they however declared me mad and I had to go to the mental hospital where i stabbed you. After this stabbing they sent me to jail where i didn't eat at all to get thin enough to fit though the bars and get me a spoon to dig my way out of the jail. after that i went home to post this and now i have got to go back to jail again so bye