User blog comment:KuraiJack/OC secret admirer/@comment-5426254-20150225011443

These reactions may surprise you. Also filled with vulgar language.

Alicia: Yay! :)

Vert: Really? I have so many better things to do. >:[

Sable: Aw, shit! Looks like I'm getting laid tonight! Lemme tell you something, Pieter, I "wheel bare bitches", especially when I'm a DJ. Life keeps getting awesome, man!

Pieter: You're just as immature as the guy who sent me this bouquet, Sable.

Carmine: Did I use up all of my poon tank? I swear, the ladies just keep throwing themselves at me like that. * looks at left arm* Maybe I should get this thing checked, it might be the reason why I'm such a bouquet magnet...

Rio: AHAHAHAHAAA! Oh man. These guys just crack me up, because they must be this fucking stupid or have a pair the size of a Kingdom to send me this bouquet of flowers, as it looks like they're not scared of being rejected as losers, stalkers, or pervs. *Chuckles, then grins*

Marisol: Wow. I know roses might be classy and all, but, I'm not sure if these guys are stalkers, creepy ass whores, or one of these "pseudo-nice" pricks who just want to get in my pants at the end of the day.