Talk:Jade figaro/@comment-24678303-20150626095226

Haaaaa, nnnooope.

There s so much wrong with this character, so lats pick through this line by agonizing line.


 * ahem*

Hybrid Grimm-Human? NOPE.

Dislikes the Schnee Family? Understandable...if your character we're an angry faunus who had worked for them, but let's come back to that in the History.

IQ of 200? Seems you bumped the "0" key a couple times there, might wanna clean that up.

Classic in creative fodder here for his appearance. Generic goodie, sunglasses and cargos. Just, wow. Stitches all over too. Edge much? Oh, also, two faunus traits: bad thing.

That personality is all over the place. Firstly, that's not MPD, it's poor writing. Secondly, generic look much?

"His past is very dark..."

Already off to a great start, I see. Let's see, he was born in a military lab, spliced with Grimm DNA (which, may I remind you all is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE IN CANON), then we've got the poorly researched and portrayed mental/physical damage...Oh, and a nice big does of Dust Infusion. Naturally, thanks to the SDC.

Military loses interest, ordered him dead, but of course joined a circus. Lost circus to White Fang, killed them all and was last survivor, stupid, edgy, poorly written bullshit. OH, and to top it all of, a favorable position, thanks to our friendly neighborhood Ozpin, BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?

The weapon...Is just...No. It uses Dust from his body. I don't see that EVER working. Oh, and augmentation game him all these awesome abilities. HOLY BATSHIT, THAT IS OP AS DICKS. NOT GUNNA FLY, SCRUBLORD.

Oh, and to top that off, a telekinetic/telepathic Semblance. First part, moderately acceptable (as Glynda has it in Canon), it the second part directly violates a rule.

Trivia, Oh boy!

His story is based on...What now? He actual fuck am I reading? Looks like you just listed off a buncha OP fuckboys here and roughly translated their well made individual back stories into that clusterfuck above that you call a history.

Okay, don't think anyone /doesn't/ know what Hades is. What does the last name have to do with the character? Absolutely Jack dick, because it's  for added edge. Moving on.

Yep, more OP shitlords from games. Weren't even trying to cover that one up.

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Oh wait, you're serious. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.

Yep. Yepyepyep. More useless things that don't fit in the least.

.... -_-

Okay, we're done here. I sincerely hope this was a desperate attempt at trolling, because if this is serious, I can't begin to fathom what went on in youron mind when making this monstrosity.

Also if it is the latter, I suggest you stop what every the shit you're doing and go read the guides at the top of the page and on the front page.

Yes, all of them.

On the off chance this is just weak-ass trolling, go elsewhere, because you're wasting everyone's time here. Mostly yours, shitlord.

Rejected so hard.

~RP Moderation Team~