Board Thread:Role Plays (AU)/@comment-13427943-20150722165754/@comment-26130256-20150822221532

"What I want?  Thirty million Lien, a villa in the north of Menagerie, and the love of a beautiful woman who tolerates my numerous shortcomings as I tolerate her own," Azulius explained truthfully, taking another bite of apple. The odds were slim that this red-haired dame actually cared about what he wanted, but it was nice to actually level with someone about something, even if they probably weren't listening.

"But that's not why I'm here at your table.  Right now, I'm trying to make it look like I wasn't just about to take that guy's face," he gestured towards Big Mikey and his pack, "and turn it into a Pebble Picasso.  His later work, I mean, none of that Blue Period junk." Azzie always did prefer stealing money and jewels, but a man can only steal so much art without learning to appreciate it, and Azulius Cardamom was well past that limit.