User:Jefardi

FIRST AND FOREMOST; If you want to do an RP with me, I am like 99.9999999999999991% of the time up for it. Since, like, characters can be in multiple places at once right?

Just going to warn you, this is mostly a page of rambles. Just saiyan...ing. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Viscount of the Bravehearts

THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE IS MELODY A. It is an epic song, truly. It will be brown sugar to your ears!

THE WORD OF TALOS YES

Email if you want a pizza roll. If you want a pizza roll, visit my webzone. I can't mail them.

Also, the first person to glomp this one was StarlightAT

WHY Krahka!?

I am now soul bonded to my new soulmate, Opaquanity who is also my younger twin sister that I'm several years older than. Its complicated.

I build melonlords with Minomelo

Something something darkside something sometihng incomplete. Yes I reference the things

Glaukos Nerium

 * Formerly tenatively, now certainly, partnered to Elise Mindre
 * The OC of the wonderous, Deerbo
 * Side note, but Deerbo, I have to say, I always look at the username and go "Deer-bro". Sorry.
 * "Deerbo, She Who Commandeth The Rounded Corners, Lady of Puns and Ass-whoopery"
 * Other members of the team include;
 * These girls both wear leather jackets and are same height and similar and what not. I dub thee "Biker Twins"
 * Rosa Steel by ArcadianSeeker</FONT>
 * Also known as Batweiss
 * Chartreuse Nyanza</FONT> by Skitti</FONT>
 * Self titled Queen Elizabitch
 * Team GREN</FONT> or Team Green</FONT>
 * ALL PRAISE TSUBORI</FONT> AS HE APPROVED THIS CHARACTER ON 11/12/14!

Important Pages

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 * YOU WANT A LINK?!?!?!
 * http://rwbyfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Glaukos_Nerium
 * Are you happy with that link, you filithy animal?
 * http://rwbyfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Existing_Weapon_Ideas#Dalton_Torus_.28aka_Solus_Ruus.27kad.29
 * https://docs.google.com/document/d/1g1-JB_WA46bprnTlFyQ6-Shh810b2_IOfszvWsb2-WU/edit?pli=1



A Deconstruction of the Disclaimer
Glaukos Nerium is a student training to be a Hunter at Beacon Academy. This OC belongs to Jefardi. I mean, I don't think anyone else would care enough to claim this bloke, so, y'know, there is that.

Kinda a redundant disclaimer when you really think about it. Half of the point is to make your own character. Else why not just use Canon characters, seriously. I mean if you were going to steal this character, I'd be more honoured that some cared enough to steal him. Seriously. It'd be like going "I really want to use your character, and I'm so busy I can't even possibly be troubled to message the creator, so Imma gonna steal it so I can use it, since I want to RP from this character's point of view".

For that matter, I would assume since he is training is most likely a student, or just the sheer fact that it says student would imply that he is training. I mean he COULD be a teacher that is doing training, but I assume that teachers are training always. So would this imply that there are some students that are not training? I mean, I guess Jaune wasn't training for a bit, but that changed. Everyone who is a hunter/hunteress or one who is learning the ways is ALWAYS training. I feel like it would be a given. I mean you could replace the word training with the word learning. But aren't students suppose to be learning? like, thats there job, y'know what I'm saying? I mean they could be bad students and not be learning, but it would be hoped that they would be learning. For that matter, isn't everyone always learning, and by proxy, training. I mean philiosphical arguments aside, literally, everyone is trying to move up in the world, even those on the top are trying to get higher up, though that might just be in surpassing themselves. Doing the same thing that doesn't net you a different result, generally causes you to do a different thing, and thats called learning. Hell, one of the many defintions i've seen for madness, is "doing the same thing over and over again, with an expectation of a different result" which would imply a lack of learning or ability to accept results.

Hell using that definition the idea fo MMORPGs and Randon Number Generation video games literally use the definition of madness as their game model. Like, trying to get better drops in an MMORPG literally have you camping out somewhere stabbing the same thing as much as a few hundred times, with the expectation that sometime, a different result will happen, even though the last few hundred loot drops did not include what you are looking for. Speaking of RNG, in FTL, there are diffculties where you can literally die in the first few jumps, and you have no possible way to avoid death. Though, to be fair the RNG in FTL is a bit more random and not as mind numbing as RNG for loot drops in MMORPGs. At least from my experience. Then again, I do have a large fondness for FTL, so I'm horribly bias. It occurs to me that I haven't even broached the subject of how subjective names are, especially on the internet. Take for instance Jefardi. Any bloke could claim to be him, and how do you prove other wise? You can't just go "Mate, I'm the real Jefardi, here is my certificate". No, the closest you could do would be to try and track the history of the name via either google searches or IP addresses from Forum posts, which that in it of itself is a very hard feat to do.

A name is a incredibly subjective thing. There is no definitive way to put a name on some, There is no OBJECTIVE way to do, as far as I understand. I mean, sure we could be labelled as robots, and use serial codes. It'd be more efficient but harder for our non-flash memory meatsacks of a brain to remember. Then again, thats what we used to do back in the IRC days, when it was anons. Anons everywhere!

Actually why would someone claim this OC as their own? I mean I know I've gone far off the rails of the purpose of the disclaimer, and I may of briefly touched upon it eariler, but little me take another shot at this. OCs are original characters, yeah? The purpose of a RP is to play characters that have their own persona, whether they be similar to you or completely different. The prevailing theory I've heard is that every character a person creates is in someone way a part of them, or has something similar to the author, so the author can empathize with.

Which when you think about it, is frankly quite limiting. You can only write that which you know, so writing outside of that box is exceedingly difficult and from my experience, nigh impossible. TL;DR:

I'm digressing slightly, but let me try and focus this a tad more then this; I'm suppose to put a disclaimer saying "hey, this is my OC, he is a hunter that is training at Beacon Academy".

However, I took offense on two things, namely that I doubted anyone would steal this character, and two, that the word training is redundant in this, as you would assume a student would be training or learning at an academy, because they are a student, ergo, it should be assumed that they are training or learning.

Section heading
This is a most beautiful of all sections. It is a section dedicated to sections, for the sake of sections, be at awe of how section-y it is. It was like the great deity of typography reached down one day and touched the section heading and declared "this is the most perfect of all sections. Forever shall it be engraved as such, and you will look upon it and rejoice for time eternal"

More rambles
Can I just have a moment and talk about how bullshit the idea of a community badge is? Its an attempt to gamify a forum. It makes people do weird and crazy things so that they can earn completely non-existent internet points. Then again, things only have worth if you assign worth to them, so I guess you are giving the in-material internet points worth.

People with whom I need to RP with

 * Deerbo</FONT>
 * Skitti</FONT>
 * ArcadianSeeker</FONT>
 * Tsubori</FONT>
 * Moonlitcrusnik
 * Krahka</FONT>
 * StarlightAT</FONT>
 * Opaquanity</FONT>

Quotes
"Confucius says to err is human. To rub it in is divine!"

-A Fortune Cookiee

"A turtleneck is an un-circumsized sweater."

-Sel

"Would you want unorganized sex? That leads to unwanted pregnancies"[On the topic of ERPs]

-Skitti</FONT>

"The magical land of the germans, where everyone drinks beer and kills."

-Tacitus

"having ice cream armor doesn't seem to be as practical as i had thought"

-SideShot

"...and after this RP is all over, you're gonna be like 'WOW, that Deerbo girl is really, really cool, and i wanna be her friend"

"I guess you could say I am......unBIased!"

"Deerbo, She Who Commandeth The Rounded Corners, Lady of Puns and Ass-whoopery"

"thatTHIS sounds like something i would say, honestly. anything to bring up my ass anything"

"I want to crossover with other teams so we can kick the snot out of each other. Glaukos harem endgame, The works" [On future RP plans with Team GREN]

"Your[Jefardi] quote section is going to be 99% me when im through with you i swear to GOD"

-Deerbo

"Man, either you break up or you die. At least, in the Game of Relationships."

"Like, murder-crazy. Like Selkath army crazy."

"Just as a warning, he's[Jefardi] the only person in the world who can out-Star Wars me."

-Krahka

"I hope the person who pulled or triggered the fire alarm has made peace with HIS GOD"

"...many many people ago..." [now a unit of time]

-Some random metal bloke in the hall.

"Scratch that: What the hell was wrong with Sun?!" Neptune angrily questioned as he pointed towards the Faunus in the corner of the room who took the liberty of building a shrine of the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" Banana out of banana peels for worship. "Oh thank you Oh Holy One! Bless you and your Peel of salvation!" Sun shouted religiously as he got on his knees and bowed down the idol with maracas duct taped to its arms.

-AfroThunda

"Does Sasuke hate me too?" "Sasuke is an Emo. He has no emotions other then the emotion that is Emo. But if he did have them, he would hate you so much." "What the hell did I do to earn this treatment" "STOP EXISTING"

-LittleKuriboh

"Look Palpy [Palpatine], just get lost, no one cares about the Emperor anymore. We care about new cool robotic sith lords with sixteen lightsaber blades, and robot faces and prosetic arms that filp around and explode. By our standards today, you are a old outdated grandpa who couldn't even beat up Yoda! EVERYONE CAN BEAT UP YODA!"

-Harry S. Pinkett

The More You Know!™
Hey kids! Its Learning Time!™

Interrobang™
A "interrobang"™ is when someone does "?!". It usually means some kind surprise and excitement. Or fear. All valid emotions to express when faced with the coming of the Great Old One™, Cthullu!™


 * Example #1: "THE LORD HAS RETURNED?!"


 * Example #2: "CTHULLU™ HAS ARISEN?!"


 * Example #3: "WHERE IS OLD MAN HENDERSON?!™ "

Melody A™
"Melody A"™ Is one of the greatest battle sounds of time and space, something the Great Old One™ occasionally listens to when he arises!


 * Example #1: "...it will be Brown sugar upon your ears..."


 * Example #2: "Your so called "power of miracles" is just an empty word."


 * Example #3: "Don't forget those words and keep them in your heart."