User blog comment:CaptainMcToasty/Ask Bergen/@comment-5865155-20140227004835

If my husband (my piece of pie that I married last week) were flirting with this little skunkbag of a gelatin-mold co-worker, and he started to talk to her on skype, should I break up with him? I love my pie so much. We've had lots of good times together..... what should I do???