User blog:Cat-Soup64/Gorudo Gillian's Greater Golden Grandiose Gallivant

Come one come all, even unworthy livestock such as yourselves are granted permission to hear my words. It is I yet again, Gorudo Gillian the magnificent, he who has mastered all. I'm certain ye fools frolicking have heard my name once or other, and if not, your Ruler is feeling merciful today, so he shall let this offense pass. This heinous crime pardoned, it is time to discuss my sending of this message.

I, yet again, require the assistance of vassals to acquire my desired items.

A lord should have no need to repeat his own words a third time, so I shall be offering a quick synopsis for even the simplest of organisms to comprehend my words.

The items I desire, unfortunately, are contained deep within olden ruins from days past, all remaining in them filth, trecherous contraptions of death, and Grimm. And of course, the items I so want. I'd advise any trash that passes through my scrutinize eye to bring a spare set of clothing, least you bathe in your own filth. Though, I suppose then you riff-raff would all feel right at home.

I should make myself clear on one issue.

I loatte Children.

Despise them.

Hold them in contempt.

Become infuriated with their presence alone, some might say.

Children have worth, this is true, as they carry our futures, but I have no need for incompetents on my voyages. I shall accept the best, and only the best. If you are die on my advent, then it simply means you weren't the best, and an incompetent playing the role on his quest for riches. If you are truly the best escort me safely to my destinations and bypass all obstacles, then you'll all off course be paid lavishly for your troubles.

The best in the fields I require include: These are the skilled roles I shall require. Remember, only the best. Enjoy your time waiting in anticipation and fear if I shall accept you among my rank or not. I can assure you all, it amuses me greatly.
 * A Monkey with unparralleled swordsmanship
 * A Worm that can bend Dust to their will on an unmatched scale
 * Cattle with the strength to bring down mountains
 * A Dog with marksmanship on the level of the gods
 * A Water-flea that can sneak like the filth they are