Board Thread:Role Plays (AU)/@comment-11588669-20150617171154/@comment-26543176-20150626180015

Orion walked out into the hanger with Nox noticing Thana almost as soon as his partner did. Hurrying his pace to catch up with Nox he was soon standing next to Nox, looking at Thana... Jeez awkward fuckbuddies were the worst.

"THANNY so good to see you again I'd almost forgotten exactly why I don't like seeing you, because all it does is remind me of one of my own worse blunders in life. I mean I know it's not your fault you have those face tentacles, it's really not, but one can't help but wonder, what was it that you did to freak Nox out quite so much, I mean, I'm not angry it's highly amusing walking over to him with a plate of squid nowdays, but I can't help but be curious. Guess you purebloods must just be into some weird freaky shit. Hey can you confirm a rumor for me? Is it true you have on of those "Self pleasuring devices shaped like a lightsaber? I only ask because I've heard they make the noises when you move them, and since you're such a battle junkie I assume that only helps you more." Scarcely pausing for breath he continued on, the words flowing from his mouth.

"Oh I do apologize If I'm being offensive, but you'll find my dear that, I really just don't care very much now do I. As you can probably tell I don't respect you very much, mostly because of the whole *stage whisper* you're kinda a giant ass bitch thing. But don't let that get you down I'm sure you'll find a man who likes you one day, just make sure he doesn't like fish, you may wake up with a few less of those there danglers on your face. I mean it'd be an improvement but I'm sure it would hurt. So how're you? how's business? You still have that giant crush on me?"

Impish smile firmly in place Orion raised an eyebrow at the woman.