User blog:ImpSyndrome/Ultimate Showdown of RWBYverse Destiny

Hi everyone, your resident jukebox and onmyoji Imp here! I've started to devise a parody of Lemon Demon's "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" based on OCs accepted into our fandom. This version will be called, as the title of this post alluded, "the Ultimate Showdown of RWBYverse Destiny".

Here's a preview of the lyrics in progress; more will be available as I finish it. Let me know what you think of it!

Lan Garfield was hopping around downtown Vale like a big playground But then Albastru burst from the shade and hit poor Lan with a Dust grenade So Lan got pissed and commenced an attack but didn't see Oryon take a swing at his back Then Oryon opened up a can of bat-fu till Camo Vance came out of the blue

And he started beating up Oryon Helyd but they forgot about Al and they both got flayed But before he could make it back to Nikolai's lab, Gaea Buckwheat stepped out of a cab And brought her rifle to bear before he could take a step back and blew Albastru away with a ratta-tat-tat but she ran out of bullets and she ran away because Barth Varega came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of RWBYverse Destiny Semblances, Dust, and explosions as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown of RWBYverse Destiny...

Lan's flail took a bite out of one-armed Barth like user:ImpSyndrome wishes he could do to Marth and then Oryon stopped bleeding and began to make tracks but Nox jumped on him and clung to his back And Al was looking wobbly and trying to get steady but Gaea had her bayonet at the ready But something got caught on her leg and she tripped: Rowan Forest took her out with her whip

Just then she saw Lan sneaking up from behind and she reached for her gun, which she just couldn't find because Al just stole it, and he shot but he missed, and Noctum deflected it with his fist Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault while Gaea Buckwheat attempted to vault to get a shot in at Barth but they collided halfway and they both got mauled by Blood Raserei

This is the Ultimate Showdown of RWBYverse Destiny Firearms, Faunus, and robots as far as the eye can see but only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Coming soon: The next verse will feature a guest appearance from a very "special" ""guest"": everyone's """favorite""" Gary-Stu...