S.H.I.E.T., or Self-made Hectic Intelligence Electrical Terminal

"So you're telling me I'm stuck inside a bloody machine. I have to live the rest of my already miserable existence inside a robot. Also, I can't even die, I'm hooked up to a mainframe. I can't even delete myself. I have to just roll around until the world goes boom, and even after the shit hits the fan, I'll still be alive. If the world goes boom, I'll have to float through space, covered in shit.

WELL WHOOP-DE-FUCKING-DO." -Personal quote



Race; None. He's a robot.

Sex; None, though it acts like a male, and still says that it is a male. For instructional purposes, it will be called he.

Height; 6'09"

Weight; 269 Ibs.

Hair; He's a robot. They don't hair.

Eyes; Due to the monitor only showing the colors black and white, it shall be noted as black.

Other features; He's a bloody robot. What can be put down?

Weaponry; Mini-gun for on his right "arm", and a claw-hand on his left.

Semblance; He's a robot. Case closed.

Role; "The most impractical spokesperson." General pest, and the keeper of every curse word known to man.

Allies; No one in particular

Enemies; Anyone and everyone.

Victims; Anyone and everyone.

Inspiration; Fallout New Vegas' Securatron, Dr. Klein, and Muggy.

Is this a joke character; No, this is not. This is a character who may lend comic relief to dark moments in the RWBY (fanon or otherwise) universe.

Appearance;

It is safe to say that S.H.I.T. is not beautiful in any way. His monitors he uses to speak out of are out of proportion, leaving anyone who stares into them for too long to be slightly annoyed. He's body is large, and he often bumps into objects, causing the objects to fall over. His tire is squeaky. His claw arm is sharp, and his mini-gun is always on. His voice box seems to have been set to all-caps, though he can somehow yell in bold, as well. His brain floats in a vat of gel, and sometimes does flips over and over for eternity. His eyes are unblinking, and his mouth seems to be stuck in a position of taking air in. It is lucky that S.H.I.T does not need oxygen, or he would be a mouth-breather. His body is colored gray for the most part, with blue highlights here and there. He is not nice to look at, and not nice to listen to. S.H.I.T. enjoys this, and often says it.

Personality;

S.H.I.T. is not a nice person. He isn't a nice robot, either. He is loud, and curses at every chance he gets. Most of the time, it comes out as static, as Robert Scathelocke programmed a censorship program over S.H.I.T.'s own speech programs, which makes S.H.I.T. (try to) curse even more. He is brash, rude, annoying, and overall a general pest., He has no love for anyone or anything. The only emotions he shows are hate, jealously, rage, denial, empathy, annoyance, stupidity, etc. There is nothing much more to add. S.H.I.T. is, ironically, an arsehole.

Weaponry;

Arm Cannon; Mini-gun. Not much to say.

Claw-arm; It can serve as a rough substitute of a hand, and it can gouge its way through armor, flesh, and other materials. "Handy."

(Need more info on this. It's weak, I know, but bear with me)

Backstory;

From what S.H.I.T. says, he was once a hunter named Fredric Broderic Hammerstein. He lived as a mercenary, hunting down Grimm for pay (Like a Witcher). He was once well known in the kingdom of Vacou. However, this must be false, as that was well over a hundred years ago. He can't be that old, right? Whatever is the truth, S.H.I.T.'s momory ends there. He says he can't remember anything else; just his name, and a scene where he accepted a job. Both memories are muddled, and blurry.

It is known that S.H.I.T. was found within a small building 67 kilometers south-west of where the Vanguard fell. The building was small, and housed multiple scrapped robots of various kinds and purposes. S.H.I.T. was strangely intact, having no rust, or signs of damage. It took several attempts to start him up. There was some type of code keeping him inactive, and this was lifted after the third attempt to decode it. No one knows why S.H.I.T. was there. Not even he knows. He remembers falling to a large Grimm, a roar unlike anything he had heard prior, then he was in a room full of weird, destroyed things, and men with large eyes staring at him, "Like I was Christ or something."

A final thing to note, S.H.I.T. did not know he was a robot when he was booted up. Also, his name is his own creation. No one else could have come up with it.

(I'm putting this now in pending. I know it is still incomplete, but I need ideas. If it is reviewed, please write down a few sentences. That would be appreciated.

DaPotatoOfDoom out)