User:XAtomican

''It was during the last Spanish Inquisition (which nobody expected) that all of my kind were "purged", as the records say. ''

For years, Fanfiction.net was my sole handler of horrible literary works made by pubescent teenagers. We had trust. It supplied information, and secrecy. And I sold perfection. Until one day, it flushed out all accounts, and brought the community to its knees, using the confusion to vanish''. ''Now,  the reformed community has reconstructed across the internet, and has offered me the contract.

'''One day, I will think of this as just another job. After all, this is what I do.'''