Tunselous Le Mighty Ice Killer

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Backstory of the Legendary Ice Killer
many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born

he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to

rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt

at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no

ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower

of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo

a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look

the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok

who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer

a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is

turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous

said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he

told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city

tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes

there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night

the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window

tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer

for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they

will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did

nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing

they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once

said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous

if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find

the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago

cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them

he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to

calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat

and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns

apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers

many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle

feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich

waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and

and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn

a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters

and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that

thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo

and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed

for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion

yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples

temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples

temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used

for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked

tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back

to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald

tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like

and i mean anytime

any

time

tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk

thee blood

they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but

not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no)

many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did

not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys

the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and

grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of

for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived

and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he

relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill

on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever

that is if you were tunselous

evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the

reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children

in the words tunselous:

shal not eat u

eat blood of nurses

hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street

use the most elctro sappers in one go

have and eat local small children

do it with a orc

eat u up eat up so good

use magic souse

THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS.

if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW

the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness

two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could

find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows

and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him

on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and

kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow

the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box

and til this day it is gathering dust.

THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.

Battle
The NAW attack is capable of destroying planetary scaled Ice Towers

He also has NAW rapid fire in which he says naw at a quicker pace.

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