Board Thread:Role Plays (AU)/@comment-13427943-20150722165754/@comment-26130256-20151116233647

Azulius gave Lyko a questioning look, the questions in this case being "Am I still asleep?  Did my cellmate really ask me that?  Is it wrong to pick up girls in prison?"

"Sorry to burst your bubble, ace," he yawned, helping himself to another piece, "but when it's not part of a con, I'm actually not that great with the fairer sex.  In all my years, I can think of one dame who maybe, maybe, felt something for me, and I still think that was a fluke of some kind."

"And besides, there is no magic-silver-bullet that works for all women.  If I went and asked 100 straight women what they looked for in a man, I'd get at least 125 answers, probably more.  Everyone's got what they're looking for, and a big part of it is just listening and reading to see what she wants, and proving you've got it." Rubbing his eyes, the heister realized something Lyko had glossed over.

"But you said 'how to make her like me again.'  Meaning she already liked you in the past.  So tell me about this girl," he sat up against the opposite wall, sliding another candy across the floor (The husky seemed to both like and dislike the throwing; maybe it was a Dog faunus thing.). "What's she like, how did you meet, what did you two do together, how much did she know about your work with the WF.  Details, I can't make bricks without clay."