Talk:Stjarnstill/@comment-933831-20131130010214

I hate to comment on my own stuff but...

Glynda: "What happened?"

Stjarnstill: "Well... I was minding my OWN business-"

Glynda: "Bullshit."

Stjarnstill: "I Waaaaaaaas..."

Glynda: "And what exactly happened while you were 'Minding your own business'?"

Stjarnstill: "So, I was just chillaxin' in my room like a ballah, and all of a sudden all these shmucks kicked in my door. One of them yelled out "Get on your knees!" and I responded with "I'm not your mother last night!" ........ And they took exception to that. Buuuut, you know how that song and dance goes. Aaaand, I killed all but one of them."

Glynda: "...... What about the last one?"

Stjarnstill: "Pussed out like a BITCH! Silver lining, I can cash in on their life insurance."

Glynda: "It doesn't work like that..."

Stjarnstill: "That's what the batch of cops before these ones said."