Board Thread:Role Plays/@comment-13488655-20161111105839/@comment-26104528-20170225233322

''This Pasta? This is the cheap crap you buy in bulk...''Fritz thought to himself. Then again, spaghetti's pretty hard to mess up...

"Hmm...I don't how much this'll help, but ifthey do it right, it'll only be a week or two 'fore Kurai's back on his feet." Fritz said, patting Gretel on the shoulder as he went over to keep showing them around.

"By the way, if you think this is good wait 'til you see what we did with the bathroom."

Like the kitchen, the bathroom was also fairly small and modestly decorated. Plain tiles with sedate colors lined the walls and generic brand hand soap was next to the sink. Underneath that were rolls of toilet paper with packages of Viton stuffed inside. But that wasn't the good part; Ingraham always had this somewhat irrational fear of literally "getting caught with his pants down" and it was this fear that led to this...

"This is a reproduction Ibaalin .65 caliber Handcannon, 7 shot cylinder model." Fritz said as he lifted the lid off the toilet, revealing the massive revolver mounted just above the water. Extra bullets were taped nearby; based on the markings of the shells, these were explosive dust rounds that Ingraham had invested. "Osiris, your cybernetics should automatically brace when firing; Gretel, you might need to put some aura into it if you don't want to go flying."

"And in case Master's people really don't have any decency..." on top of being some of the most annoying people on Remnant...

Fritz pressed on one of the miscolored tiles in the shower, spinning it around to reveal a BCU Type-40 Automatic Shotgun with 3 spare magazines taped together jungle style. Naturally, it lacked the bolo crossbow since shower+electricity is...ill-advisable to say the least.