Board Thread:Role Plays (AU)/@comment-13427943-20150722165754/@comment-5453682-20150729122411

This is absolute bullshit!

Natsu scowled to herself as she sat alone in the corner of her cell. Word had gotten to her that prison contraband involved items and toys that she wouldn't get anywhere else. Desperately low on money and materials, the tigress decided to do a petty crime (how hilariously easy it was to steal a soda from the convenience store! Though she had tripped and accidentally hit an elderly woman soon afterwards.) and purposefully get herself arrested. Besides, once she was done, Vin would help wipe her record, so she would remain a ghost.

This is fucking unfair...

But the tiger Faunus never knew how quickly the laws change, because instead of serving two weeks for petty theft, she somehow ended up getting slammed with a full year behind bars. And that was because a new law passed that very day that somehow landed Natsu a charge of assault against the elderly, despite clearly proving without a doubt that her mens rea was clear.

''I hate this fucking government. And they're complaining about less room for the criminals to he put in. Hilarious.''

Natsu sighed as she slowly stood up upon hearing the breakfast alarm. It wouldn't be that bad, she thought. Besides, a year behind bars means more time to get her toys.

This better be worth my damn time...