The Pointless Page of Pointlessness

I made this page because sometimes I just have something I'd like to put somewhere, but it just doesn't fit anywhere. So, if you have something random that you can't put anywhere else, here is your place.

BRTE500

 * The Wall walked into a tree. The tree said ouch.
 * Beowolves wearing partyhats are the best beowolves.
 * The Cult of Neil started as a joke about UtVoN's broadcast. It has since expanded into a full religion.
 * Reiku and Scarlet sitting in a tree. K-I-L-L-I-N-G, Grimm.
 * I have made two ships accidentally. Both are awesome. Dusty Wolf and Rainbow Ice.
 * This guy has an affinity for coffee.
 * Pamila is overly fond of me.
 * Turns out I am actually a coffee mug golem.

Advancedpwng

 * My middle name is James. Well...it was, until my dad decided to scrap it.
 * I prefer to be called by my nickname, Jet. Some people, however, prefer otherwise...
 * I have a (bad) habit of drumming on just about any surface whenever I get bored :/
 * My avatar has a hidden significance to it...
 * The person below me is actually a nice guy.
 * Never miss a hi-five again: just look at the other person's elbow.
 * I make gun designs for free.
 * Got a splinter? No worries, just put scotch tape over it and peel off. PAINLESS.
 * Beer contains fermented sugars, which makes great lawn fertilizer.
 * I love being enigmatic and esoteric.
 * I am forever alone :(
 * Also, I stole Krys' Magical Staff. Shhhh...

Vanity Chaos

 * Blood x Savannah, Naomi, Zaffre, Jaden, Bleau, Yadira, Chamoisee, Flannery, Kara, Aurea, Anastasia, Luna, Esmer, Silvia, Karma, Sanguis, Tokari, Noir (TLB : Coming Soon).
 * Bret calls me Pam.
 * Someone called me Mr.Banana. <.<
 * My art is getting pretty damn good. (y)
 * [[File:Van.png]]
 * I can remember everything, except my memories with !@$%^$#.
 * Today (April 7, 2014), the admins made a mature content category, probably because of some excessive ERPers. DO NOT look at the first thing I wrote. >.>
 * Today (Somewhere around April's last week) Blood gained a ship... a ship unlike any other.
 * I have an Azure Dragon OC, which I considered as my best offense and a Crimson Dragon OC which I considered as my best defense.
 * May 21, 2014. I now realize the true horrors of... herpes...

BurningHype

 * Edwin seems to believe in a godly being that distributes Tea leaves and Coffee Beans throughout the land.
 * Carol has yet to make his team a full harem- Ange prevents him from achieving this.
 * Its all good now. Harem Team Achieved (For the most part), please. Now, more women are needed.
 * Carol hates a certain persistant spider girl.
 * But you are secretly a wizard, Harry!
 * Linden, Edwin, and Carol all read some sort of "porn" reference in their dorm rooms: Certain hidden games of Linden's, The Karma Sutra and few Erotica stories in Edwin's bookcase, and the Magazines Carol stashes under his bed.
 * Only Carol makes use of his, Edwin and Linden know but are both too spineless. Though, Edwin tends to love a book named, "White Rose Garden".
 * blahblah something else silly.

Enderparadox

 * By accident, I have the nickname of Well
 * Enderparadox, as a word, contains the word derp
 * i am a half enderman half tentacle monster, as well as a poyo with those same attributes

SelenaZephyr

 * Oh god how did this get here.
 * I am not good with computer.

Amethyst111092

 * So, I guess I'm Ruka's "waifu" as of today. Way to start the New Year right! Was it today... or yesterday...
 * This little kitten has no concept of time, ever since she became a Whovian.
 * "The tail was a lie!" - Me to Bret about Esmer's Tail
 * "My butt burns with the fires of hell." - A quote by your's truly.

Maki
Glasses, Blue Hair, Long Hair, Hime Cut, Twintails, A-cup to C-cup, Legs, No Socks, Ribbons, Scarf, Pants
 * Valuable Words

No, this is not the girls I like, this is the limitations of my artwork >_>


 * Self-proclaimed biggest fan of fighting games in the RWBY Fanon. >=)

Sebi99cl

 * Sometimes I wonder if my brother secretly hates me.
 * I will never understand everyone's obsession with anime-speak. An I accept that.
 * There's...There's something you guys should know. I'm....I'm Hispanic! Will you still accept me?
 * I feel like Leonidas has better luck with girls than I do. By that I mean he's actually held conversations with them.
 * Sometimes, I dream about cheese.
 * Everyone in my school has an Ipod or something, and I'm just sitting here listening to Sinatra on my 4GB MP3.
 * If you heard a giant explosion coming from Southern Arizona....disregard it. Also disregard the flying car parts. And the corpses. And the flying cheese.
 * I'm a potato. A Kawaii potato. Who has Ethereal powers. Do not question it, go with it.
 * BLARGH WATER HORSE
 * Never again shall I hear laughter so disturbingly hilarious that is not my brother's while I play Need for Speed Most Wanted. Curse those Uncle Tommy vans.

Kimiyosis

 * Has been claimed by Star, Hype, and Bad.
 * Carnival~, Dayo~!*fires fifty corrosive warheads in random directions*
 * Did you know, Russia puts jam in their tea? Sounds much better than just plain sugar cubes~!
 * Has the ability to 'overclock' my body, via causing the body to create adrenaline at will.
 * In reality, I am a 400+ year old ghost, a cute, loli sword wielding mage, and a moe controller of portals!
 * Is the Fleet Admiral and Ship Designer of the Corsairs
 * The shortened of my username that everyone calls, "Kimi", is actually my nickname for my cousin.
 * Self-proclaimed Sempai of StarlightAT :3!
 * Is actually onboard IJN Nagato, hiding from IJN Kongou. I prefer twin kimono'ed girls who talk philosophically, than deal with a psycho European woman hell-bent on my destruction (-_-")
 * Is the one who started the Initiation of the Pomfs!
 * Need a weapon for a character? No problem! Click here for a list of weapons, all ready to be claimed!
 * I have ascended, from a normal, mundane ethereal, into a Shinigami!

CaptainMcToasty

 * Uguu~ Ender-sempai will protect me~


 * Noctum is my Buddy


 * I am a skeleton. I have been dead for thousands of years. PLEASE try to keep in mind that I'm already dead.

EvergreenLeaf

 * I have a little sister now. I will teach her to love ponies.
 * FUCK DA NSA
 * I'm tired of people assuming that because I'm a leaf, I live on a tree, PLANTS HAVE LEAVES TOO GAIS!!!
 * Leaf has a secret... he has never eaten bacon.
 * I LOVE PINAPPLES!
 * Alright guys, seriously, just because I have 3 people on the fanon I love (two of them becing OC's) does not mean I'm a player.
 * You all stink horribly of internet.

Lurooke Surana

 * IPhone_105.jpg am in fact, Batman.
 * I have a lot of awesome ideas, but most of them end with me taking over the world, so deal with that as you will.
 * My 60 year-old self told me the other day I will eventually discover time travel, so I got that to look forward to. Which is nice.
 * Some of you may feel like you are being watched.  It's me.  I'm watching you.  It's so I can more easily assimilate you when I take over the world.
 * It was I who allowed the Alliance to learn the location of the shield generator.  Now, witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station!
 * I've done far worse than kill you... I've hurt you.  And I wish to go on... Hurting you.  I shall leave you as you left me... As you left her.  Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet.  Buried alive.
 * Most likely the least knowledgeable person for anime and manga on this wiki.
 * Conversely, likely the most knowledgeable person for American comics and animation on this wiki.

ResplendentCaballer

 * I have found my home and it is this page.

Samjay

 * Sudirman is a term how I call Spiderman.
 * I have to advice everybody that never high-five a pirate!
 * Dinner is one of my tool of trade at making art.
 * I own a katana in my room. But I didn't use it for cosplay or slashing robber. I use it as an extension to reach my TV buttons. It is exactly the same thing Mr. Bean did with his TV.
 * Samjay's Weekly Rant is now officially open from this January 2014 onward.

Samjay's Weekly Rant
''' WARNING! Contain Crude Language! '''

{{#tag:tabber| January= {{#tag:tabber| Week 1=

Help Wanted
I am a man with many resources. Whether in term of skills or information.

I have tendencies to be randomly helpful toward anyone if I feel like it. Once I helped someone, I never ask them for a reward or anything as they already helped me by giving me a chance to improve my ability.

One of these day, I stumbled into a journal of someone and he said that he need programming and design help. I read his journal with enthusiasm before I ask myself whether I can help him or not.

After taking time of pondering, I am very confident that I can help him to realize his idea as I typed my offering to his journal comment section. My spirit was burning with passion afterward. I can't wait for his response.

I waited from day to day while constantly checking up his journal in a hope to find something interesting.

After couple of days, I found that somebody else were also trying to help him. But that doesn't matter, it'll give him an extra help. Thus, I waited again.

It has been pass a week and there's still no reply from him. So I decide to check his journal again. I found comments from several new people are posted in there, but they're unlike me and the other guy. They gave him a compliment and he replied.

I just don't understand why he replied to those who isn't try to help him when he need help. Has he finished his idea before? I have no idea. I did include that question when I offers him my help yet he ignored it. It makes me wonder if this guy is arrogant or not. So out of curiosity, I checked his page and found something irritating.

"Son of a Bitch!" I tantrum. This little prick is definitely inferior to my skills. He can't do art for shit. His programming skills are also beyond unoriginality. He has no creativity, all he can do is rooting for popular creative idea.

How dare he! How dare this little prick has the guts to reject someone who has far better skills than himself?! This is just an insult, this is an abomination, this is MADNESS!! I'll show him how it's done!

Ever since that, I decide to stalk him....

My first step is to be a part of his community, acting as a double agent.

Week 2=

A Man I Nicknamed As Fatphile
Before I decide to be a double agent, I inspect his stuff more deeper than the last time when I tried to help him. I admit that he is quite skilled at photoshoping(photo editing) and spriting, but its not good enough to at least have something that surpass my skills. However, what attracted me about his stuff are these fat people drawings. He seems to be a fan of them.

Interesting....

After I inspect it more further, I was like "WTF!". This guy has a fetish toward fat people. He even made an OC based on himself and then added by these collection of fat girl OCs. Its like... he is imagining himself being surrounded by fapable objects. I bet fapstorm is happening in his place.

The thing that confirmed me this was not only these fat romance picture he commissioned, but the most prominent fact that confirmed me this is a self-RP and Godmodding RP he did in his page.

One is about making his fat girl OC asked him how sexy she is in which he replied "Yes, you're sexy!"

The other one is seems to be an unauthorized art where he "made" his friend's OC ridiculously fat. With that art being made, he put a godmodding RP in his description. It was about the friend's OC appreciated being fattened and I don't know if this friend of his approve it. So I check the friend page and I don't think this other guy is a fan of fat as much as him.

Man, I have my own fetish too. But unlike him, I don't :
 * Make a full self-insert OC.
 * Make a heroine that has perfect taste of my chemistry in every aspect.
 * Make all of my female cast has a perfect chemistry with my fetish.
 * Express my fetish wildly.

What kind of series he is trying to make? Beer Belly Fap Heaven Adventure?

It just... Not only girls, but he made most of his other cast to be fat whether they are male or female.

Then I read his journal and he claim that he strongly believe that 100% people in the world will like fat people because they are sexy and beautiful.

What a freaking idiot. This guy delusion has reached the level of bullshit crap. What worse than that delusion is that all he care is how fat a girl is. What about their inner beauty? I would like fat girls too, but it wouldn't because I saw them sexy and beautiful, it would because I find her PERSONALITY compatible with me. Either way, I completely disagree with his mindset. Everybody has their OWN chemistry and love doesn't always come from outer beauty.

On one of the description, he said that if you don't like fat people, then press the "back" button. In the other side, I saw several comment stating hatred against fat people.

I mean.. Should he at least realize that not 100% people in the world will like fat people by that?

If I ever flame at him, I wouldn't flaming about his fat interest, but I would flaming about his ATTITUDE. He ignored me and those who tried to help him, yet he respond to compliments. I wonder if he would ignored help when he's begging for it after he fell from a cliff and need to get himself up?

Henceforth, I shall nickname him as Fatphile.

Week 3=

Ignored For 10000 Times...
I lurk more upon his work and start to read the comments.

Oh dear, is this guy a robot or something? I mean those replies..... It looks like something that an AI would reply. Except it is POORLY programmed. It is FAR dumber than the Cleverbot. Cleverbot is able to reply anything even if it come up with stupid respond. But fatphile is mostly reply a comment that has certain pattern of words in which most of these pattern consist of COMPLIMENTS.

So his reply procedure probably goes like this :

Whenever he saw "awesome", "nice", "cool", "I love it", and other nice compliment in a mostly nice comment, He will reply either :

"Thank you  , I'm glad you like it"

"Thank you"

And thanks bla bla bla...

And whenever he saw something that cited criticism, advice, or question that unrelated to compliment, he will ignore it most of the time.

He once show off proudly that he has watched this anime, that anime, those movie bla bla bla. Then I asked him a question regarding the movie he watched, and it is an easy question. He replied nothing, I am ignored. It is as if he show off to just to show everyone that he is rich and no one is as good as him.

He have every next gen gaming consoles, original DVD, Bluray, and all. Yeah, I admit I don't have stuff as much as he do as I am not as rich as him. However, I have something that his money can't buy. It is skills, creativity, originality and quality respect.

He can sprite, and photo edit, spriteswap a program. But I can do BOTH spriting, photo edit, make program from scratch, drawing, vfx designing, animating, and sound mixing. Most of all, I can generate a creative idea, a new thing instead of turning Ryu/Evil Ryu/Ken/Akuma/Chunli into his OC by spriteswapping them.

Another unique thing he did in a respond that he put those words in a very neat format as if it comes from an automated message of an AI. Sadly, he did it most of the time.

I mean snap out of it you schmuck! You're a human, NOT a robot! Try to talk to other like a human being for fuck sake! Or are you trying to be Mr Krabs?

Also try to consider those criticism stated by others! Your work is definitely has flaws! As long as you ignored them, you'll never realize your error. Thus, hardly improved.

Week 4=

Its Quality, schmuck! Not Quantity : Over 100 Credits vs. 3 Credits - Fatphile vs. Me
''It will be added around the next week, stay tuned. :)''

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sirviantis
i actually once made a blog detailing my awesomeness i sometimes think i might be a time lord who lost his pocket watch this page must be inspired by y actions i was tinking about doing a blog physics n stuff with proviantis get it it's a word joke but then i realised i needed to know more physics than required to OP phyrra one word: electrocution i should be making homework right now i just love to hear my two hearts beating in perfect sync yes i am a time lord unlike some other time lords on the wiki my type 53 TARDIS does have a working chameleon cirquit 5th regeneration 4921 years old i survive pretty well can't work basic technology

Imthesteve'97

 * I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the Constellation of Kasterborus. I'm 1516 years old. I've Regenerated 27 times. AND I CAN'T FLY A SHIP RIGHT!
 * (Meaning my first ship isn't moving :P)
 * Note: My TARDIS looks like a Beacon Rocket-Powered Locker.
 * Bullies beware, you help me by throwing me in my locker >:P
 * Yadira's reverse harem begins with Blood and Albastru >:3

StarlightAT

 * Is the Sempai to Kimiyosis!
 * Special Talent: Remembering Dreams to nearly perfect detail.
 * Side Effects: Headache when I wake up.
 * Chat apparently hates me when I am on. I go on...I interact, come the next hour and a half, i have lagging, no messages sending, constantly refreshing, then i am not able to get back on.
 * Damn you Firefox for being awesome.
 * Damn you Chrome for lagging.
 * Damn you Internet Explorer for getting me virus in a package!!
 * I am a shipper. I ship human x human, human x mythical beast, mythical beast x fairy, angel x demon, god x demon, demon x demon, human x demon, angel x demon, human x moon rabbit, I WILL EVEN SHIP A HUMAN WITH A SHIP!! GUNZO X TAKAO 4 LIFE!!! XD

Freelancer Tucker

 * I hope I don't get anyone mad by posting here
 * I've memorized Tucker's entire "Bow chicka bow wow" song -- When I see the ladies I say: (BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!)
 * I'm Hispanic, just to throw that out there for some reason
 * No one is my Senpai and I'm no one's Kohai.
 * I'm a Freelancer Extraordinaire, what exactly that means and entails, I have no idea.

Krystal Hydralisk

 * I'm a bipolar psychopath . . ..
 * I have no sempai or kouhai. . .as of now . ..
 * I'm an Oblivion Sage, that uses dark and Forbidden magic to defile the world of the light. . Ask me for more clarification if you want.
 * It's come to my attention that I'm a nerd messing around on this Wiki, instead of doing school work. . . . .I wonder. . .Am I alone in this sense?
 * I've lost my pet chibi Beowulf if anyone finds it please return it to me, and be careful she is very very tempermental..
 * I'm also a weapons designer
 * Also has anyone seen my Magic Staff? It's missing again. ..

Amet

 * Because getting anally raped without lube is nice...
 * I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
 * Punch your interwebs in the balls and tell it who's boss. Take control of that shit.
 * This is why you never let a Chinese man drive a tank!
 * It's nice to have opinions, and we're all entitled to them. EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE WRONG!
 * [[File:Tsu's Tsushi.JPG]]
 * [[File:Narulol.JPG]]
 * I'm prepared for the slapping i'm about to receive. In the words of Reggie, 'My body is ready.'
 * Leaf, like I said earlier...I'm always down to clown in RP town.
 * I can see Van marrying a tsundere dominatrix.
 * RWBY Fanon - where talking about penises piercing the sky is acceptable.
 * This place needs like, a senpai bulletin board. "Calling All Kohais!"
 * Senpaiception - We must notice deeper!
 * Well, looks like Flora knows me without even knowing me, because she sent an Italian into the kitchen.

Crimson Beast

 * Hoping this is free game to post on
 * For the ever loving fuck of a thousand virgins, SEMICOLONS
 * [[File:2zyjSeh.png]]

Electric Spark

 * I'm just that one guy that people see around but don't think too much of.
 * May 15th, 2014: Cam Wells is the Top Page on the wiki. I'm flattered!

Arren

 * My husbando, Everlacks the required part to please me.
 * DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING GLASS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
 * I'm so kawaii!
 * I PRANCE UPON THE FALLEN BACKS OF INNOCENCE. I SEND THE WRATH OF HADES FROM MY BOWELS. AWKWARD PAUSES THRIVE WITH HORRIFIC WRATH WHEN I STIR. THE SINS OF THE FATHER CURSE THE SON, CURSE THE SUN, PRAISE THE MOON. I AM DEATH, WRATH, COCAINE, SPEED, ACID, PCP, METH, HEROINE, AND MARY JANE INCARNATE. I AM A BAD LSD TRIP WHILE ON COUGH SYRUP. I AM ARREN LAST DRAGON OF THE FISH BOWL, DESTROYER OF THREADS, KILLER OF CHATS. KNOW MY NAME.

Shingeki no Kyojin

 * TITANS ARE MY TRIGGER
 * How the fuck did I even get here.
 * Fifty shades of rose - as if Fifty Shades of Grey weren't enough...
 * [[File:Noc fucks up.png]]
 * SWEET REGINALD ON A FUCKING SILVER PLATTER

Derpus

 * People actually call me Derpus. It's kinda sad, I know. Whereas in reality I am the King of the Derpy Lizards. Bow before me!
 * The square root of pie is delicious
 * SECRET TUNNEL!
 * Never stand on swivel chairs.