Board Thread:Role Plays/@comment-26104528-20150531022109/@comment-26104528-20150709212421

"Ok, so the night before I saw my boss having a few beers with your grandpa and uncle. And well, you know how that song and dance goes..."


 * Flashback*

''"And by the time the senator woke up, Stella and I were alrady halfway into the next county in his car and a briefcase of embezzeled funds in the back trunk. That, my friends, is what I call a night." With that, he gave his partner-in-vigilantism an obnoxious smooch.''

''"I don't get it...How can someone announce they're going to make the city safer, only to use the money to fund drug cartels?" the Neophyte asked.''

''Right on cue, in perfect syncronization and harmony, every eliminator in the room declared "THEY'RE POLITICIANS." before seamlessly returning to whatever it was they were doing, drinking, or talking about.''

''"OOh, Ai luv c-crabs! Carps. Craps!" a gravely voice sang from the far side of the room. A voice everyone knew all too well; Zephrion Flagg was drunk again...and gambling.''


 * Flashback ends*

"So everyone left since he tends to pick the first prson he sees. Last time that happened with me, the lucky winner wanted someone to deal with his daughter's wedding. Why? He didn't like her fiance. And ever since then, for three months on end, all of my housemates called me 'Stahlicious'. Anyway, turns out leaving early didn't do anything since the next morning Flagg calls me saying he lost a bet and needs me to clean the mess everyone else is too reasonable. Well, he tells me to go talk to your Grandpa if I didn't believe him. So I go to the hotel, and then I find out you're with the Cardamom crime family and they want to how well you can handle an kidnapping attempt. I get paid seven grand to try and get you to Violet's office."


 * beat*

"And don't worry; nobody likes a narc so my lips are sealed."