Board Thread:Role Plays/@comment-26104528-20150928195402/@comment-26104528-20160208064421

(@Kurai, don't you mean seperatist/rebel? Becuase it'll be a cold day in hell before Flagg let's a loyalist in the door)

"Well, that all depends on the department where your people choose to work. I can assure you that the greatest threat in the finance department will likely be the coffee maker. But that depends: would any of your men be happy with a new job behind a desk filling out spreadsheets?" the raccoon smiled facetiously.

"But in all seriousness Mr. Jade, your best bet is to apply for our Biological Containment Unit; it only requires previous combat experience as opposed to trade-schools or college degrees. Naturally, BCU is a hazardous workplace, but you'll recieve all the proper hazard pay, medical insurance with a sub-800 lien yearly deductible-"

"Waitaminute! Why's my deductible 2500 lien!?" Honara's professionalism finally cracked.

"an excellent point, Agent von Anhult. You are formally listed under 'Private-contractor Elite', and your kind also happens to be in essence, black-ops for hire. Due to the nature of your work, we cannot provide insurance for you without being technically involved, and you know we at Flagg maintain a strict neutrailty. If I were in your shoes, I'd find better a insurance provider."

In the background, Estellia could be heard cheering about her 1500 lien deductible.

"Anyway, you should talk to one of our BCU operatives for more details on the exact nature of the work, but as for your quote-unquote criminal past, we hire only self-motivated, self-disciplined people who can perform thier duties without a supervisor micromanaging them. Our judgement comes solely from how well you can do a job, not what you've done before. In actuality, we actually recieve tax credits for hiring ex-felons so in reality, there is little, if-any reason to deny you and your men employment here."

"As for the risk of attack from Master's loyalists...we'll discuss that in private in my office if you wish. Security reasons."

"Oh, Mrs. Hargreave, I've already told Mr. Jade about our ROE and I've been informed he has a strict non-lethal policy."

"Ah. Not to worry, we can always have you assigned to equipiment maintenance or purely Grimm containment. Again, we'll work out the finer details when they become relevant. Right now, we're still at the question of: are you starting a new career here or not?"

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"See that Raccoon faunus over there talking with Kurai?" Estellia pointed in the direction of the hologram of the local director hard at work at recruiting Master's ex-employees. "Call this a business trip." she replied with a giggle. Leave it to Flagg to somehow consider shootouts and post-carnage job interviews all part of the workload.

''I love working here. So opportunistic, it's not even funny.''

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"For us, yeah. Blue Oyster Cult's funny. But try convincing pincushion or zorro-belly over there to agree without sounding insensitive." Fritz replied to Azzie while jamming out to the cowbell.

"So, Ingraham, I think that's about five-hundred bucks you owe me for that stunt." Stahlfritz pointed at the scratches from Loyalist bike collisions/gun impacts.

"How about we call it even. You still owe me for that stunt last week with my sand-bug and that..."