User blog:BRTE500/The Lurker's Guide to Lurking

You expected a guide, BUT IT WAS I, uhh. Not Dio. Also not a guide, how misleading.

Anywho, for anyone who remembers or cares, i will be lurking about. Come! Shower me with love! Praise me! Offer me gratuitous amounts of attention!

Please say hi.....

Moving on to the point of this, I'll be around. If you want to give me your lov- *ahem* talk, RP, discuss or throw out a window hit me up. Metaphorically. Actually hitting me would hurt. Me not you, unless you take moral damage.

And that's that. Now I shall return to my lurking. WHOOSH