User blog:Xanneer/FMAB Invades RWBY Fanon Chat

Ok, so some seriously funny shit happened in Chat today that I just couldn't afford to let fade away. I unfortunately didn't get a copy of it, but I did get the summary of it that I gave to Shin and Phoenix. It's a long read, but I promise you guys, this is hilarious.

Xanwolf         Alright Phoenix and Shin, heres what happened: 4:53         Pheonix126         hey xan wb 4:53         Shingeki no Kyojin         Beep. 4:55         Xanwolf         About like an hour we started discussing this weeks RWBY ep. (I Started the convo). Eventually, I started making this theory that Oobleck was Maes Hughes from Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood. Then we started switching characters voices, which escalated into me and everyone else saying which Rwby chars would be who in FMAB. (Sorta. We were kinda random about who would be who) EVENTUALLY! I started saying who in the fanon would play who in FMAB. It. Was. Chaos. Everyone I could remember talking to in the fanon was being thrown into the most ridiculous roles. Burn was originaly Edward Elric, And Flora was Winry. So Burn was technically gonna marry Flora. Then I changed Burn to be Mustang, And Sel was Hawkeye, so now Burn was married to Sel. 4:57         EmeraldStag         ;-; I guess I couldn't get in on that 4:57         Xanwolf         Sel was originally Mrs Hughes, but I figured Sel would kill me if I gave a non-badass non action side character role Imp was cast as Maes Hughes, so he was gonna be killed mid season 1 (SPOILERS) Mary was orignally cast Hughe's Daughter but then she complained. SO! I made her May Chang. I made Silent Knight be Alphonse Elric. Cause his name is Knight SO! Mary and Knight Were married! 4:59         Crimson Beast         Ohe, i Told liz we were gonna have reviews going on She;s cool with it 4:59         Xanwolf         Maybe. The series ending wasnt clear if May and Al got married Lets see what am I forgetting... 4:59         Pheonix126         ok ill get started in a little while need to do some school stuff first 5:00         Crimson Beast         Right 5:00         Pheonix126         you havent done me and Greed Xan 5:00         Xanwolf         I cast myself as Havoc, and Imp cast Vanity as Lust. 5:00         Crimson Beast         Refer to the species list an RP guidlines when you do for criteria 5:00         Shingeki no Kyojin         .-. 5:00         Xanwolf         So I ended up dating Van. GROSS! 5:00         Pheonix126         XD 5:00         Xanwolf         Uhhhhh, Nappa became Alex Armstrong. 5:00         Pheonix126         im greed the second one 5:01         GorseTAurn         am i still greed? 5:01         Xanwolf         DAMN IT! I should have wrote this down OH YEAH! 5:01         Pheonix126         thatc or Im Ling or both 5:01         Xanwolf          Gorse was Gonna be Ling Yao / Greed but he was eventually just Greed. Darian was made Ling Yao I think. 5:01         GorseTAurn         coo' 5:01         Pheonix126         considering they were one body and more or less one mind at point 5:01         Xanwolf         Emerald was Lan Fan so Darian and Emerald Are married. At the end of it I suggested Yoki be Lust but yeah Imp said Van should be Lust. 5:02         Xanwolf         Yoki are you a girl? 5:02         Pheonix126         yes she is hey kry 5:02         Xanwolf         DAMN IT! 5:03         Pheonix126         Xd XD 5:03         Xanwolf         I was orignially gonna be dating a girl! I ended up dating Van instead GROSS-A-RAMA! 5:03         GorseTAurn         aha 5:03         Xanwolf         What am I forgetting...... Crim was.... Who was Crim? Shit Wait no, CRIMSON was Ling Yao. So Crimson and Emerald were married. 5:04         Pheonix126         oh wait im more like Kimli 5:04         Xanwolf         Lets see...... I made Star be Izumi cause Star is badass. 5:04         Pheonix126         that or pride i cant decide who 5:05         Xanwolf         And I made Lurooke be Seig cause theres this joke that Star and Lur gotta thing for each other I guess. 5:05         Pheonix126         Xan, in your opinion whop would I be, Kimli or Pride? 5:05         Xanwolf         OH YEAH! I forgot Kimli! I don't know. I don't know you. But your name is PHoenix, So kimli.

5:06         Pheonix126         XD 5:06         Xanwolf         Cause Kimli makes explosions 5:06         Pheonix126         hey steve yes yes he does 5:06         GorseTAurn         aw i forgot about him too 5:06         Xanwolf         DAMN IT! Maybe I shouldve made Selena be Oliver.... 5:06         GorseTAurn         lol 5:06         Xanwolf         Or maybe Flora... 5:06         Pheonix126         seriously how could you guys forget Kimli 5:07         Xanwolf         He was cool, but I remembered Ling, Lan, and May better. I dunno. We all rememmber thing we like. 5:07         Pheonix126         he was only like one of the most powerful alchemists 5:07         Xanwolf         Who else did I mention.... Well Kimli wasn't my fav char. He was cool yeah. Oh yeah, I decided REALLY late that Yuki should be Shao May the panda. I just used whatever Fanon member I could remember. Y'know People who were in the chat, or that I talk to often. I'm missing a few people.... Gorse, did we put someone for Gluttony? 5:09         GorseTAurn         not while i was there 5:09         Yuki Burrito Izumi         .... I'm not really in the mood right now.. 5:09         Xanwolf         Lets see.... when I rejoined Chat, I said Shin oughta be Wrath 5:10         Shingeki no Kyojin         .-. 5:10         Xanwolf         Sorry Yuki. I promise I'm not shipping you with anyone or anything. Damn we should cast someone as Father. Should've I swear I'm missing a few people....

5:11         Xanwolf         Actually I think that was everyone. 5:11         Crimson Beast         * Crimson Beast pats Yuki gently 5:11         Xanwolf         Give or take one or two people. SO! There ya have guys. You missed One HELL OF a time! For FOURTY FUCKING Minutes straight I did nothing but cast as many Fanon members as I could think of into some of the most RIDICULOUS role in Full Metal Alchemist. Burning in particular expressed his horror that FLORA was gonna be his mechanic. 5:14         Shingeki no Kyojin         .-. 5:14         Xanwolf         I suggested that someone shouldve put up all that stuff into the Wall of Shame. But now that I think of it.... It was FOURTY MINUTES! 5:14         DarianNightshade         GOD DAMN IT FUCKING WIKIA 5:14         Xanwolf         The picture for that would be Fucking HUGE! To capture EVERY sINGLE Moment would regure like several Mega Bytes of a picture. 5:15         Pheonix126         hey jordan hey Jet 5:15         Xanwolf         (GROAN) It was an amazing time Guys. You should've been there. 5:15         Advancedpwng         Hey guys 5:16         Xanwolf         Oh yeah, and Skitti became Mrs Huhges and so SKitti was married to Imp. 5:16         MrxReDnEsSX274         hey there kids 5:16         Xanwolf         Long Story Dudes. Long Story. Or maybe shin shouldve been Pride. 5:17         Shingeki no Kyojin         .... 5:17         Xanwolf         Wait, did we already say who Pride was gonna be? 5:17         Shingeki no Kyojin         Homunculi. >.>

5:17         Xanwolf         Damn. 5:17         Advancedpwng         Hey Zeus 5:18         Xanwolf         Y'know what, in a few years when RWBY volume 4 is out, we can re-enact that amazing scene all over again. If I tried to do it again so soon, I'd probably just annoy everyone with repetition. But I will make sure to recount it when Selena and Floracome online. 5:19         GorseTAurn         lol 5:19         Xanwolf         Blarg. Yep. Shin shouldve been Pride. Totally Pride. 5:20         Shingeki no Kyojin         ._. 5:20         Xanwolf         I sure hope most people on this wiki have watched FMAB.

5:20         Xanwolf         Otherwise what I'm talking about is total nonsense. Oh yeah Imp suggested I shouldve been Alex Armstrong Cause I'm DRAMATIC! But we went with Nappa cause he looks just like Alex. I guess.

5:22         Xanwolf         Damn it Selena... why must you be away? 5:22         Advancedpwng         Hey Eme 5:22         Xanwolf         This is sooo something the Admins need to see. Emerald why do you log on, become quiet for 90% of that time, then log out then log in again? 5:23         EmeraldStag         Yo Beause I get on to see if anything interesting is happening, then do some work. 5:24         Xanwolf         Well you should've been here during the FullMetal Alchemist casting. 5:24         Shingeki no Kyojin         ... 5:24         Xanwolf         Oh yeah. I casted you as Lan Fan, and Crimson was Ling Yao, so you became married to Crim Technically. Cause WE aLL KNOW Lan Fan and Ling Yao got married. 5:25         DarianNightshade         arro, look who i'm working on:Aliza Valentine 5:25         Xanwolf         Oh yeah and speaking of married asian people, Mary was rather happy about being married to Knight for some reason. 5:26         EmeraldStag         I thought Dar was Ling Yao 5:26         Xanwolf         No I was mistaken, Crimson was Ling.

5:26         Xanwolf         Gorse was supposed to be BOTH Ling and Greed but he eventually switched to JUST Greed. 5:26         Crimson Beast         Oh god XD 5:26         Shingeki no Kyojin         .-. 5:27         GorseTAurn         s'wut 5:27         Xanwolf         Congrats Crimson and Emerald, I now pronounce you internet Husband and Wife. Wel Gorse, you said you were fine being JUST Greed. 5:28         GorseTAurn         k 5:28         Xanwolf         I casted you as Ling and Greed but then you said you wanted to switch to just Greed. OH WELL! You couldve married Emerald. 5:28         GorseTAurn         coo' 5:28         Xanwolf         Too Bad! But DAMN IT! Why did Van have to be Lust?! I don't wanna date Van! THATS GROSS! Then again, all the girls I know already had roles. Maybe I shouldve just cast myself as Fu. Fu's asian like me. Cept hes a grandpa. But then thatd make me Emeralds Grandpa.... Thats weird. 5:30         EmeraldStag         Very weird 5:30         Xanwolf         It would also br weird if Emerald... Wait Eme, how old are you? If thats ok me asking... Guess not... Nevermind then! 5:31         EmeraldStag         19 5:31         Xanwolf         If you were born in Januarary, your older than me. I mean.. 5:32         EmeraldStag         Nope July 5:32         Xanwolf         I was 95 Feb. So ok good, at least you're younger than me. Thats good I guess. Why am I talking about this?! 5:32         EmeraldStag         .-, 5:32         Xanwolf         OH GOD! I got in the moment again. Got caught. Y'know I recast myself as Fu, cause hes asian and a ninja. Plus Emerald seems like a nice Grandadughter I gess. What am I talking about?! BAHAHAHAHA! Oh god I've gone crazy. Well its better than having to date Van and lose my legs. (Groan) I've made myself tired again. SELENA! WAKE UP DAMn IT! Or where the Fuck is Flora she needs to hear about her marriage. OH YEAH! Tsubori was cast as Edward! So Tsu and Flora are married. Thats who I was missing!

5:36         DragozaurX         If you were born in 2015 You are not alive yet. 5:36         Shingeki no Kyojin         Skittles!

5:36         DragozaurX         Every hour, 60 minutes pass in Africa. 5:36         Shingeki no Kyojin         ... 5:37         DragozaurX         Surprisingly, Goldfish are 0% gold and 100% fish. 5:37         Xanwolf         You guys can start talking again. I'm done. 5:37         DragozaurX         Butterflies aren't actually made of butter. 5:37         Pheonix126         thank you captain obvious 5:37         Xanwolf         I have Recounted EVERYTHING! 5:37         Shingeki no Kyojin         * Shingeki no Kyojin casts Silencio on Skittles 5:37         DragozaurX         if you are reading this, it simply means you are capable of reading English. 5:37         Xanwolf         Oh God! I wish you guy were there so we couldve all joined the Madness. 5:38         DragozaurX         .... 5:38         Xanwolf         Madness? THIS! IS! RWBY! 5:38         DragozaurX         Fish are very good swimmers. 5:38         Shingeki no Kyojin         * Shingeki no Kyojin punts the Skittles 5:38         DragozaurX         The cure for hunger is eating food. 5:39         Xanwolf         40 MINUTES! 5:39         DragozaurX         Eagles are not always American. 5:39         Xanwolf         Y'know, I bet the next time we hold castings, I can keep it going for anhour. It sure was convenient that everyone knew I was talking about Full Metal Alchemist. 5:40         DragozaurX         French fries don't speak French 5:40         Xanwolf         Cept for one dude. 5:40         DragozaurX         Do you wanna build a human? It doesn't have to be a human. 5:40         Xanwolf         I guess we're all a bunch of Anime NERDS! 5:40         Shingeki no Kyojin         ... 5:40         Xanwolf         Shin, are we anime nerds? 5:40         Shingeki no Kyojin         >.> Dunno about that.
 * DragozaurX Magical Crasher *\