User blog:Xanneer/Honest TEAM Trailer

Ok, so Tier's blog gave me inspiration to do my own Honest Trailer but with a twist. This will be an Honest TEAM Trailer where I will do a trailer on my own OC team. It will have all the satire and mockery (or self-deprecation as it were) that comes with an Honest Trailer. Please note that everything I write is parody and an exagerration of my characters. While everything I write is true to an extent, I assure you I am not THAT bad of a writer, though I admit I am an amateur.

I would also like to extend an invitation to everyone on the wiki to write their own HTT (honest team trailer) of a team of their own. You are allowed to use teams where where one or several characters have not been fully written or accepted yet, but please try to only include details that you are absolutely sure wouldn't cause the character to get rejected if you decided to use an unfinished, or to avoid the details that were the CAUSE of the rejection. I encourage you to use as many details about your character as you can. I used many quotes and details from fan-fics I've written in my HTT and I encourage you all to do the same, but please write them with restraint. It's likely not everyone has read your stories, so please make the details relatively simple and where the context is not that important to get the joke. Please write your submitted HTTs in the comments. I will create a page catalouging them all later.

So, without further adieu, here is my Honest Team Trailer!

The following is an Honest Team Trailer

A parody of Screen Junkies Honest Trailers, and a parody of Tier's Honest RWBY Trailer

From that dude, who none of you more famous people know, comes a team who were pretty much only created because he wanted some asians in RWBY (sorta. It kinda just happened on the fly to be honest) and because he has a massive hard-on for Asian culture and asian martial arts, despite the fact that he himself is an actual asian. (..... I grew up mostly around white culture and with a family whose asian traditions were not really all that interesting or never happened too frequently, alright?)

Team ZEYR (Zephyr, Ze-F-Er)

Meet the team, who are all inexplicably RWBY's eqiuv to asians. Of four different ethnicities at that!

Rouge: Seems kinda contrived to be honest.

Zahn Fa, the Cambodian. He's an Emo teen-

Zahn: "Just cause I comb my bangs over half my face doesn't mean I'm some sort of whiny little... I'd say emo but would be offensive to actual emos."

Uhh, okay. He's a guy who combs his hair over his face and wears a fabulously purple silk knee coat. He's a nice, shy, insecure jackass who loves his friend Yin, yet is constantly being mean to Yin.

"Wow you are short."

"I'm gonna come up with an embarrasing nickname for you, and when I do, I'm gonna call you it for the rest of your life!"

Yin: "Fine. Then I'll just keep calling you heartbreaker."

"You're a dork Yin."

"I hate you so much Yin Yin."

"Shut up."

"Shut up Yin."

"I'd dope slap you just like I did back in the game if I wasn't afraid of people calling me a sexist abuser."

He's the member with the least entertaining fighting style and the least visually interesting weapon. It's just a big rectangular shield that transforms into a box shaped rifle that also acts as a shotgun. He doesn't even punch people, have a giant scythe, use magic, or has a bladed whip thing. But his clothes sure are fabulous.

"Did you just seriously flip your hair?" Yin chuckles in disbelief.

"Yeah, cuz I'm an arrogant, flamboyant bastard like that."

Oh, yeah. He's also a huge pervert who is always checking out girls. [Shots of Zahn looking at girls.] Oging them as they walk by. Ogling Yang. Ogling Weiss. Ogling Pyrrha. Ogling his teammate Esther's bum when she crouching on the ground trying to listen to some footsteps.

Meet Zahn's partner: Esther Stellano, the Japanese. She's a ninja with claws and a not very ninja-y huge faded teal body cloak. She uses bombs like: smoke bombs. Flame bombs. Fart bombs. And Snot bombs. She's also a history buff, and the straight-woman of her team and... Actually, she's kinda generic right now to be honest.

Esther: "Hey!"

Meet Yin Ying, the Chinese Mong. She's about a year older than her entire team, yet is probably the most immature and childish.

Zahn: "You called me a heartbreaker just cause I wouldn't accept your handout of food that one time in the game!"

Yin: "Well, you did break my heart." Voice breaking. "I made that food and gave it to you for free cause we're friends." She puts her hands to her eyes and starts sniveling.

Zahn: "Oh. My. God"

Shots of Yin whooing when she gets excited at something. Making big dorky grins. Initiating a pillow fight by throwing one at Zahn. Messing up Zahn's hair.

Zahn: "Don't mess up my hair!"

She uses two dao swords that she swings around like an insane beserker, chopping up everything in her path. She's not actually that sloppy, but she is pretty terrifying. Shes smart, kind, motherly, likable, pretty, and graduated from her combat school in the top 50. She sounds like a mary sue now that I think about it.

Zahn: "Yin is the most amazing person I know."

She and Zahn are inseparable. They've only known eachother for about two years and yet their love for eachother knows no bounds. But they're actually just honorary brother and sister.

Esther: "Say Yin. Are you and Zahn, like, an item or something?"

Zahn: "What?!"- Oh, no no no no no no no."- "We are very not! Together. I assure you."-

"Well you seem to have that chemistry. -Plus earlier, I noticed Zahn calling out for you before you two gave each other bear hugs."

-"We are NOT together Esther. Yin is just my big sister. Nothing more."

-"... you two don't look like siblings."

-"I assure you that we see eachother as nothing more than brother and sister."

Really, there isn't anything between them, though you probably wouldn't realize that until Zahn starts screaming at you.

Meet Rouge Terrakos, the Tibetan. She's got a blood red pony-braid who alternates between being an asshole, and a troubled girl trying to be nice.

"Zahn are you, 'lacking' in a certain area?"

"Man I am really sorry for being such an asshole guys."

[In a dueling room with Yang] "I'm training to be a hunter. I'm not supposed to lose." She pushes Yangs hand off and stands up.

"Yeah. Thanks Yang. I get what you're saying. Thanks."

In battle, she's cold and focused, and uses a martial art with strong stances that are rooted to the ground, and uses her semblance to move rocks, which totally isn't Earth Bending

Yang: "You a martial artist?"

Rouge: "Yep. Hung Gar kung fu."

Join them as they... Go on about their school lives. They're actually isn't much of a plot with this team. Then again that may be because the writer is so lazy and never writes anything for them. Oh, and did I mention that Zahn is the only boy on the team? And he's the leader? And he has to share a room with three pretty girls of varying personalities? Totally a harem story.

Author: "It's not a harem story! Zahn just happens to be the male leader of a team of girls! Who quite frankly could seriously kick his ass."

Totally a harem story.

Author: "It's not a har-!"

STARRING:

Amethyst Rose

That ghost girl from negima

Short, dorkier, asian Blake.

And, Rocky Xiao Long. Or Toph Bei Fong. Or, that character who still has not had a proper profile page created because the author is a total lazy jackass.

Also STARRING: characters the author still hasn't created, even though they're already mostly done in his head.

Female Haseo (from .hack)

Neurotic Cyborg (from Teen Titans)

Aladdin Wukong

Flirty Vigilante (from Justice League unlimited)

Also also starring in cameo roles.

Type 2 Diabetes

Female racist Pakku (from Avatar)

Nyan Cat

Anger Mangement

Blondes don't always have more fun

MAGNETS B*TCH!

Demoman Pinkie Pie

And! Some asian dude who hates mornings!

Team Zay-Er!

Come on, a regular girl-next-door bookworm, a talented big sister type girl who isn't related, and the jerk with a soft side and possible Tsundere. And the male lead is a shy and insecure dork who is weaker than the girls. And they're all asian and wearing asian styled clothes using asian styled weapons in an anime styled webshow. Totally a harem story.

Author: "It is not a harem story! Zahn's grossed out at the mere thought of having feelings for Yin! Plus, Zahn is weak, but not that weak! Plus he's a gunner whereas the the girls are a beserker, a hand-to-hand martial artist who wears rocks for armor, and a ninja! Of course he's not gonna be as strong! Plus he isn't a pushover like most stereotypical male leads in anime. And-!"

Leave a comment to hear me say something in my EPIC VOICE

"Magnets are cool two."

"You dunce!"

"It's Heiress actually."

"I always kick my semesters off with a Yang!"

"What's up Ice Queen?"

"Hello again."

"Boop."

"I don't think sloths make a lot of noise."

"This is the part, where you lose."

"Oh hello Red! Isn't it past your bedtime?"

"Don't think. Obey."

"I will seriously, pay you money, to shut, up."

"You're an inspiration to every punk with a gun and a ski mask."

"Do not hesitate to kill everything thats moves. Or you will die."

"I love these guys."

"Woah. What a women."