Keemstar

''Lets get roight into the news! ''-Keemstar hosting "Drama Alert" Keemstar aka Daniel Keem is the memelord of the RWBY universe. Keemstar invented memes and also invented popcorn. Keemstar is the only person in the RWBY Universe with swag, in fact his swag is so swaggy he is completely invincible. Keemstar is the current host of "Drama Alert".

Appearance
Keemstar is one of the most attractive men alive. Keemstar has a sexy beard, luscious skin and nice hairy arms. Keemstar is not overweight and if anyone says that, Keemstar will harass them on Twitter.

Keemstar commonly wears a black snapback, beats by Dr. Dre and black G Fuel T Shirt. Keemstar is usually at his desk, so we don't see his legs, so it is most likely Keemstar is not wearing any pants. Keemstar wears the finest of Air Jordans on his perfectly sized feet. Keemstar has a notably large (censored for scrubs)

Personality
Keemstar is at the level of a god. Keemstar could be treating us all like lesser beings, however the lord and master has offered the mortals a chance to learn great knowledge, and all they must do is subscribe to his YouTube channel Drama Alert.

Keemstar outside of his show is one of the nicest men around. He loves his subscribers very dearly and isn't even thinking about the millions of dollars he gets from solving the drama between others with his sexiness and charisma. Keemstar contrary to what people say does not make old men cry, and infact, He died for the sins of the old men by drinking Monster instead of G Fuel.

Origin Story
Keemstar is Straight Outta Compton. When Keemstar was only 9 years old he had an encounter with Shrek. Shrek gave Keemstar the power of the meme. Keemstar then joined the MLG and did all of their news coverage. Keemstar gave birth to the Anti-Cringe Trinity which consists of LeafyIsHere, Pyrocynical and Lt. Corbis. Keemstar trained Pyrrha, defeated Salem, Married Glynda AND Raven, and resurrected Summer Rose from the dead. Moral of the story, Keemstar is a badass (And if you don't agree with me or call Keemstar a "Mary Sue" I will call the wiki mods on you for criticizing me, all because im a sensitive kid with no friends at school) Keemstar passed on his ability to make humor (Keemstar is the only person who can tell good jokes) To Yang Xiao Long who makes some pretty good puns.

Abilities and Powers
Keemstar is a master quickscoper. Keemstar's CS:GO KD Ratio is 69000/-420. Keemstar has over 3000 Noscopes, 1000 Shanks, 2000 Quickscopes and over 9000 kills total. Keemstar has a better healing power than Deadpool, Higher Defenses than Tyranitar, Higher offensives than George Carlin and faster speeds than Sanic Hegehoge. Keemstar gains more power the more G Fuel he drinks and the G Fuel allows him to make the most beautiful trickshots you've ever seen.

Keemstar can also profit off of drama. When Weiss and Blake argued in season 1, and yang lost her arm in season 3, Keemstar made billions of pesos off of the characters and their fans.

Trivia

 * Keemstar is better than you
 * Keemstar was the creator and founder of YouTube, despite what Wikipedia claims
 * Keemstar invented the trickshot
 * Keemstar has a nice face
 * I have no friends please talk to me