User blog:Cardshark92/Looking for (AU) Group

Hello, friends! (and Enemies, you know who you are...)

So, I'm halfway through my finals, going crazier, and I've eaten enough candy to kill at least two lesser men. But, in the throes of my madness, I had a pair of RP ideas, at least one of which needs to see the light of being done. I shall explain:

(Note:  Both of these will be AU RPs, so if that kind of thing turns you off, feel free to stop reading now.  I used to feel that way about AURPs, but I took a chace with Tier's Marvel idea, and it's been pretty sweet.  I'm a convert, what can I say?)

Idea the First: Detective Noir

I just always thought since Azulius Cardamom is already a walking, sentient homage to the gangster era, it's only right that he participate in at least one film noir story as a hardboiled detective. Anyone else who wants to join in is welcome, and it would be rather funny to see some of the more... futuristic characters thrown back in the day.

Only thing I really want to try is to write the entire story in proper, 1st-person film noir narration. For examples, look here or here. I don't know if it will work to have everyone giving their own first-person narration, but I'm willing to give it a shot. Interested parties may apply below, ideally calling dibs on a specific archetype. No limits here; we can have multiple hardboiled detectives or femme fatales here, and I won't mind.

Example:  Azulius Cardamom, private eye.

Idea the Second:  Toy Gun Weapon Story!

Apparently, there exist multiple fanfics out there involving the anthromorphic personifications of various RWBY character's weapons (for the less sedquideplian, the weapons turn into people). So I thought it might be funny if, say for a lengthy seminar on hand-to-hand fighting, everyone must leave their weapons at Beacon. Something happened, and now the weapons are people, walking around, talking/fighting with one another, and soaking in how wierd it feels to move yourself instead of being moved by another.

If you want in on this one, also apply below, but give a litle more information, such as the character to whom the weapon belongs, the weapon's name, and some rough ideas of what the weapon's human form looks and acts like.

Example:  Azulius Cardamom, Roaring Moxie, a woman of average build, dressed in a classic flapper dress, with a bob haircut and cloche hat.

That was long, I need more chocolate...