Board Thread:Role Plays/@comment-16171938-20151128053601/@comment-32064726-20151202073620

Nigel... was not amused by this opening act. He didn't even look at whatever cards he appearntly had, nor did he give less of a shit about. He released his Stupid Smasher form its boxing mode, having the ten meteor hammers roll to the ground  around him, their chains clinking against eachother. He then folded his arms across his chest.

"Okay seriously, what the hell am i even looking at? Some kinda special snowflake made by a 12 year old on Tumblr or something? Her design just looks like complete garbage. Ice wings? Well, I guess she really is a special Snowflake with actual ice powers. So stupid! Shouldn't they be melting at room temperature or something and shattering from the force of flapping? Like, she has to be something from Tumblr. And look! Blue hair and an outfit with icy designs! So original! Oh and the red bow just totallly brings the whole thing together doesn't it?"

When ice shards are flung at him, he simplybreings up the meteor hammers and swings them around quickly to block most of the ice shards. A couple of them directly hit him, probably bringing down his health gague but not like he cares.

"Oww that stung. Listen, this is kinda a let down, DJ. I thought ithe opening act would be something more substantial than a little mary sue snowflake. I wanna say she's form some kinda fighting game, but with a lame card system. Like, come on, I can't even rewad half of these cards. Whatever game she comes from is probably just as stupid as she is. Sorry not sorry, but I just don't see how this is supposed to be entetaining letting cards do all the action. I'd rather pummel her to death with my weapon. I think I will."

Nigel brings up the chains and starts swinging them, all ten of them. The meteor hammers swing around and around, picking up speed and stability around him. He sends one of them right at the ice loli, but it misses since she just flies out of the way.

He reels it back in and 4 more at her. She is able to fly out of the way in a zig zag pattern of three of them, but not the fourth. Before it jit sher though, it opens up into a bear-trap like mouth and clamps down on her leg. Then he puls on the chain hard and brings her towards him. Five of the metoer hammers stack back up and become a metal bosing glove for his other arm.

"I'd say something witty, but you're too stupid to warrent that."

As she comes to him, he punchs her in the gut with a powerful jab with the added power of a firey shot-gun like blast. The hit flings her away,  Though it's far from a killing blow, and so she flips and lands on her feet, skidding slightly. Probably taking some damage but not a lot since it wasn't a card? Maybe down to 40 or 35? Nigel doesn't know or care.