Board Thread:Role Plays/@comment-26571677-20160218071019/@comment-26571677-20160221080034

He didn't reply, he was much too busy trying to breathe. In fact, he was laughing so hard, that there was no noise coming out of his mouth, he couldn't breathe, and worst of all, he was sitting there clapping his hands together quietly. All in all, he looked like a retarded seal.

When his girlfriend turned around, he was sitting there with a completely neutral face, eyes staring ahead, mouth in a straight line. Or, at least, he would've liked to say so. In reality, his face was scrunched, mouth twisted in an attempt to hide his smile. Every few seconds, he would do something that was a cross between a fake cough, and hysterical laughter.

What just happened wasn't funny, he told himself.

It was fucking hysterical

He couldn't hold it in.

"AHHA! HAHAHA! It just! And you were! And! And! AHAHAHA! *snort*"

When he calmed down, he realised how much noise he'd made, thankfully, there weren't that many people around, plus, he'd snorted, he wasn't aware that he could even make that noise.

"I'm so sorry, but hey, if it makes you feel any better, I saw that camera over there take a photo of me, so if you ever need a laugh, you have my retarded laughing face to think of."

''Why? Because screw my pride, that's why, doesn't matter as much as her''

He opened his mouth to say something else, but stopped midway, as another pufferfish came over to the glass, looking at them. He slid his hand into Zhu-Li's, and walked them over to the little creature.

He leaned close, and stared into the eyes of the chubby, almost cute pufferfish. He held up his finger, and tapped the glass, making the pufferfish inflate, into something resembling a balloon, with spikes, that could kill a man.

The fish turned away from him, still inflated, and turned to look at his girlfriend. He turned his he'd to Zhu-Li, and saw her eyes widened at the sight, mouth slightly agape. The blue light that shimmered across her face just made her even more breathtaking.

The fish swam off after a couple of moments, but it's effect was lasting.

"Told you we'd see a pufferfish."