Board Thread:Role Plays/@comment-11591668-20131027074949/@comment-933831-20131102165022

Alyysa nodded, eyeing the girl's cheesecake with almost diabolical eyes. "Yeah, cheesecake is really good. I'm usually more down with the meat of the day though. Like.... Remember last night's? It was those sausages and they were all spicy and juicy and GAAAAAH! So gewd." She chuckled, wiping the side of her mouth to make sure she wasn't drippy drooly.

She looked at the guy, almost anayzing. "Well, I can be down with that. always nice to meet humans who aren't hateful, racist, douche baaaaaaags. Wait, you aren't some other form of douchebag, are you? There's a wide range here. Scammers, aggressive guys, pervs. See, that last one can sometimes earn you balls like Ol' William Yell over there."