User blog:N1SMO GT-R/Natsu's Mercenary Service (Writing Practice)

Hello.

I see you have happened to stumble upon my site over Tor.

If you possess no business here, I suggest leaving immediately before I consider you a threat to me, and that is something that I guarantee you will fear over until I release you from your misery.

Should you happen to be someone of my disinterest (i.e the Feds or an asshole who happens to be on my "To Terminate" list, you will be traced and eliminated as soon as possible. Nonetheless, I prescribe you watch your six after you depart from this website, regardless of your purpose here.

Shifting subjects, there exists quite a few factual tidbits of me that you should have in your metaphorical vault of knowledge. I am addressed by a few monikers, but the nickname of "Flame" is of my best interests. I am a professional mercenary who is willing to submerge their hands in blood to satisfy my client. I have an extensive skillset that I can and will use as effective tools to assist me in acheiving my goal. I am someone not to be trifled with.

I offer a range of services that involve "getting your hands dirty". These include (but are not limited to): If you wish to take full utilisation of my services, please supply the necessary details and submit it below. The submission should provide sufficient information (including your legitimate contact details and your legitimate first and last name) for me to fufill the task's demands, or otherwise your commission may be dismissed. I will return and respond to your request as soon as I possibly can. Falsifying any detail in your submission may result in your name on my "To Kill" list, and this includes your contact information. (I am fully capable of acquiring any information I can get my hands on; there is no reason you should attempt to trick me).
 * Termination of a target, building, or object of interest
 * Technological hacking of any form
 * Surveillance
 * Assistance in combat
 * Contraband delivery
 * Smuggling
 * Interrogation
 * Reconnaissance of any form
 * Takedown of any organization of any kind
 * Acquisition of an object of interest

Once I do reach your request, I will reach you via the supplied contact details and I will confirm your submission, as well as ask for any further details that will aid my success and my provisioning of full client satisfaction. From there, I will negotiate an offer in exchange for my services. Unless under my request, offers must be negotiated in reasonable monetary amounts, and must be delivered in its physical form in person at a disclosed location of my choosing BEFORE I commence the job - tardiness and accompaniment will be greatly frowned upon.

One more thing to note: although I am determined to complete any task that you may have for me, I will not accept jobs that are degrading and humiliating in nature, and (on very rare occassions) I may cancel your request for any reason at all without refund. Any objections will instantly be dismissed - persistance may result in your termination.

I look forward to working with you, and I assure you that satisfaction is guaranteed. You will not be disappointed.

-Flame

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Okay okay.

Obviously, this isn't an actual hitman service. (I'm sure you all know that, I'm not sure how the hell could you'd think otherwise). What this is, in essence, is practice for me to test my literary skills in the form of short, one-off fan fictions involving a lovely Faunus mercenary named Natsu. And I need you to assist me in doing so. All you have to do is to fill out the "form" and post it in the comments section below, and I'll try to write out a nice little story that best depicts your description, a story for you to enjoy, opinionate, and criticise (Obviously, I won't accept ridiculous form submissions, although I may allow some exceptions).

As well, I will accept cameos/full appearances of your choosing, in any form (i.e bystander, enemy goon, target of interest, surveillance, external hacker). However, some suggestions may not be accepted for any reason. These can include (but are not limited to): role doesn't fit character, other OCs (unless with owner's consent), etc.

One thing that I must stress is that I do not have, in my possession, all the time in the world. I have events to attend to and a schedule to maintain, so the production of stories may either be halted or even cancelled altogether. That said, I will try my absolute best to prevent that from happening.

Anyways, that's just about it! Hopefully, I'll be able to impress you guys with my literary skills, as well as improve significantly as a result of constructive (not destructive) criticism. I'll be seeing you all later.

Peace. :D

-James (A.K.A. James)