Jurgen

Jurgen is a crazy old guy, nuff said.

Biography
Very little is known to anyone except the man himself of Jurgen's fifty-eight years of life, and in fact how much he himself knows is a subject of debate. He constantly blames his life's misfortunes on wars that never happened in places that don't exist, with many of the dates he gives for these imaginary conflicts being decades before his date of birth. He was the guardian of Lydia T'Haari ever since she was dumped on his doorstep at the age of five.

Notable Jurgen-related shenanigans
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Ailsa
Jurgen's primary choice of armament, Ailsa  is a fully automaic 12-gauge multi-ammunition shotgun with an overbarrel semi-automatic 50mm grenade launcher (more accurately, the grenade launcher is most of the body of the weapon despite the shotgun being the primary component).

Punt gun
A 65mm gun with adjustable-length "kit" barrel. When Jurgen needs to hold a position on the defensive this is his weapon of choice, but otherwise it's rarely seen.

Assault rifles
Jurgen also wields a pair of 5.56mm compact automatic rifles as secondary weapons, each capable of transforming into hammer/axe hybrids for CQC.

Bolt thrower
The bolt thrower  is best described as a bizarre hybrid of crossbow and bolt-action rifle firing 10mm fin-stabilized metal projectiles. The Bolt Thrower is intended for those situations when assault rifles prove insufficient in penetrating power but using Ailsa would be too noisy or unsubtle for a scenario - as such it's not often deployed, as noisy and unsubtle is what Jurgen does best.

Moustache
Jurgen is well-endowed in many fields and one of those is facial hair; his moustache, like the rest of him, has attained a degree of infamy all across the world. The item possesses a memetic property which brainwashes certain individuals into possessing a wholesome respect and admiration for Jurgen, while causing others to grow furious with jealousy because his ‘stache is cooler than theirs.

Iron Curtain
Jurgen's Semblance. When activated it projects a glowing red and black energy that renders exposed objects almost invulnerable by Quantum shenanigans. Organic topography such as trees, animals, humans and Faunus who are exposed to this tend to suffer grievous damage during the procedure despite their immunity to injury from outside forces, with the severity of the wounds being proportionate to the time they spend exposed. Sapient beings which survive the Iron Curtain have described it as being a horrendously painful experience.

Kellwheeler Cocktails
Jurgen is supplied with these thrown incendiary explosives by his associate and friend Blauvont Kellwheeler.

Grenades
Being somewhat (self-)educated in the manufacture of explosives Jurgen has access a variety of hand-crafted grenades with various effects.

Trivia
You guessed it, Jurgen is based on Old Man Henderson. Shamelessly so. Jurgen’s theme is Zerstören by Rammstein because he wrecks people's shit.
 * Though his name is a reference to Ferik Jurgen from the Ciaphas Cain novels.
 * Also he’s supposed to look like a mustachioed version of German singer Till Lindemann, AKA the scariest man alive.

And before anyone asks, no, Jurgen is not a serious character and he's not intended for acceptance and RPing - it's hard to do a decent RP with Jurgen-like characters anyway, he is based on a character intended to wreck game systems after all. He's basically here so I (or anyone who asks) can use him in a story or event if the occurrence of ridiculous plot-wrecking bullshit is required.

I'm more than willing to let anyone write accounts of Jurgen-related shenanigans, provided they ask permission first. I can advise on what he'd do in various scenarios to keep him "In-character" (though that's quite broad term with such characters as this).

By word of the author, Ailsa is not a compensator.

Jurgen's colour is transparent. Because fuck colour associations.