Board Thread:Role Plays/@comment-13488655-20150507215319/@comment-26104528-20150509174002

Ingraham grinned sheepishly. It's not that he would deliberately try to make noise, noise tended to find him. That and he was a ruthless pragmatist with a firm belief that explosives are as pragmatic as you can get.

"You know the old saying: If a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to hear it, does it make a sound? If the four of us are sneaking, do we make noise if everyone's either deaf or dead?"

Given the look on Laelia's face, Ingraham could tell she was a person who neither understood nor appreciated the morbid nature of Eliminator Humor.

"Yeah, stealth's not exactly a forte of mine unless the guards are denser than lead bricks, which in that case, why they hell did you even hire the dumbasses anyway?"