User blog comment:AndyBarnum1/AUTNDJWNDHWJNDHDHEHFUUUUCK/@comment-136203-20141104031204


 * crashes through your window screaming about animals*

I HEARD YOU NEED AN ANIMAL

HAVE A BUNCH OF THEM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coyote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackal

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_dog

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raccoon_dog

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocelot

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyena

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aardwolf

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asiatic_linsang

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binturong

Those are just Caniforms and Feliforms. "Cat" and "wolf" will get people rolling their eyes, but if you expand out only a little bit, everyone'll think "Wow! So original!"