Thread:HellFire707/@comment-33419273-20171127230315/@comment-33419273-20171208021021

"Dormammu, I've come to bargain!" - Strange to Dormammu

"I AM A GOD! wham wham smash wham pause continue Puny god." Loki and Hulk

"Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut." - Nick Fury to Tony Stark

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I'll catch it." -Drax

"I didn't steal anything! I'm returning something I stole." Scott Lang

"You said it yourself, bitch. We're the Guardians of the Galaxy." Peter Quill

"The most versatile substance on the planet and the used it to make a Frisbee." Ultron about vibranium and Captain America's shield

"My old man had a philosophy. Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy." Tony Stark

"They got my dick message!" Peter Quill

"What are you doing?" Ronan "I'm distracting you, you turd-blossom." Peter Quill

"WE are Groot." Groot

"Ya know, they told us you people were conceded doucebags. That's not true at all." Rocket

"What was your first choice? Scrotumhead?" Rocket
 * ''""Alright, first you flick this switch, then this one, that activates it. Then you press this button, which will give you five minutes to get out of there. Now, whatever you do don't push this button, because that will set off the bomb immediately and we will all then be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said."

"I am Groot. I am Groot." "That's right." "I am Groot." "NO! That's the button that will kill everyone. Try again." "I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot." "NO! That's exactly what you just said! How's that even possible? Which button is the button you're supposed to push? Point to it. NO!" "Hey, your making him nervous!" "Shut up and give me some tape! Does anyone got any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button." "I don't have any tape, let me check! Yo, Yondu do you have any tape? Gamora, do you have any tape? Hey, ahh, never mind! Drax, do you have any tape? Yeah, Scotch tape would work! Then why would you ask me if scotch tape would work if you didn't have any? Nobody has any tape!" "Not a single person has tape?!" "Nope!" "Did you ask Nebula?" "...Yes!" "Are you sure?" "Well I asked Yondu and she was sitting right next to him!" "I knew you were lying!" "You have priceless batteries and an Atomic Bomb in your bag. If anyone's gonna have tape, it's you!" "That's exactly the point! I have to do everything!" "You are wasting a lot of time here!" "We're all gonna die..."''
 * - Rocket, Groot and Peter Quill


 * If you couldn't tell, I'm a huge of GotG. Fucking hilarious ass "trash panda"