Coming back from the movies

Jaune: *Is reading Horton Hears a Who* .....Well that was nothing like any other Stephan King book I've ever read. Hmmm, I know, I'll go see a movie! There's bound to be a good movie somewhere!

THE DARK KNIGHT

Jaune: Welp, now I have to a Joker impression everytime someone mentions Batman.

HITCH

Jaune: WOW!!! with my newfound knowledge I'm sure to get a girlfriend!

LORD OF THE RINGS

Jaune: well... that coulda been longer.

HARRY POTTER

Jaune: *Shouting out random spells*

HARRY POTTER (for book fans)

Jaune: Wha- *Opens book* But- wha? No!

FIGHT CLUB

Jaune: I'm not allowed to talk about it.

MEAN GIRLS

Jaune: Well, no ones ever gonna quote that.

INCEPTION

Jaune: *Has :O face on*

LES MISERABLES

Jaune: *Is crying hard*

ANYTHING WITH DAKOTA FANNING

Jaune: Did Dakota Fanning really have to be in that?

TRANSFORMERS (2007 movie)

Jaune: *Shouting* WOW THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE I LIKED IT ALOT!!! IS THE PHONE RINGING? SOMETHINGS RINGING!!! WHAT'S RINGING? HELLOOOOOOO-

THE ROOM

Jaune: *Covers and rubs eyes* Oh god....

THE BOOK OF ELI

Jaune: Well, I still don't get- *Gasps* Wha- B- How- Woah!

THE KNOWING

Jaune: No, no, I'm done.