Board Thread:Role Plays/@comment-26104528-20160216181001/@comment-26130256-20160311074034

"It's the sort of thing ya gotta cultivate, I say," Azulius agreed, noting that the gallows humor all his Eliminator friends loved was quite similar to that which he learned growing up in the mob. "My family considers 'The Godfather' a fun holiday movie, so I grew up with a similar sense of humor."

"But I got to tell you this one time," he continued, snickering. "So it's dinnertime with the family, and everyone's there.  Even Aunt Gally flew in, for whatever reason.  Halfway through the main course, Trigo walks in the door, completely covered in blood.  And I mean completely, as in 'his suit was no longer yellow'."

"Everyone gasps, and the room goes dead quiet.  And what does my uncle say?  Don't worry, none of this is mine!  And everyone relaxes and goes back to eating.  I'm pretty sure that ain't normal."