Board Thread:Role Plays/@comment-933831-20130612061413/@comment-933831-20130612163319

Aellyn chuckled, poking Sora's forehead. "Look, I'm an archaeologist, not some super-powered world destroyer or anything. I've had experiences in ruins and caverns and such. I know we're pretty likely to run into a bear, or a zombie, or zombie bears. Yeah, that was bad. Anyway, you're here to explode any organic or robotic things we find, and I expect 100% accuracy. Miss and hit a wall and I'll smack you in the tits."

She examined the tablets. "Alright! Little history lesson. Remember Qong Xianglin? Guy I was talking about before? Well, some-odd thousand years ago, he was a tyranical dictator, but when he died, nobody knew where he went. So, where could he be? Possibly in these caves?" She paused for a moment. "'Yes, miss Aellyn, of course in here.' Answer like that, okay? For next time." She felt a finger down the tablet. "So if a millenium lost tomb pops up, hey! Profit for everyone involved. And a cafe built on top of it? Oh, everyone's gonna get your lattes, capuchinos and whatever other made up words you want to throw at them. Make sense?"