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He knew he was beaten, but Lyko couldn't resist just a tiny bit more fun by teasing the guard.

"I'm flattered," he said, hooking his legs on the pipe before dropping off so that he was suspended in front of the guard, upside down but meeting her gaze directly.

"that you think i'm hot enough to seduce you. But i'm a gentleman, and won't stoop so low as to steal another man's girl."

At that moment, Browning and Piper came running. Lyko turned to them. "Ah, is he the lucky one? Doesn't look like your type, but i don't judge."

He calmly pulled a sausage from his overalls and proferred it in Browning and Piper's general direction. "Wiener?"